Uhhhhhh idk what to say. sleepy skizzpulse for the heart. made for @chipperchemical's birthday, go read his coffee shop au for more skizzpulse :D
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58496020/chapters/156991744
so uhhhhhh, the reason this chapter has taken so long is that it's over 16k words long. oopsies!
Happy Eating!!!!
(hehe pun)
In which Impulse doesn't really like pumpkin spice lattes.
Heres the link again in case u didn't realize that THE TITLE WAS THE LINK!!! *audience gasps in shock*
Okie have a good day :)
Impulse gives Skizz teasing fodder for years to come
Impulse: That was the one where I was trying to squat on the bone, right? (laughs) Okay. Skizz: (laughs loudly) Impulse: What about-- Skizz: Make that a horn, all day long! What is up, no way you just said that, dude. (laughing) Don't you shake your head. You know that that was awesome. Gem (sounding like she's holding back a laugh): I wish this wasn't our reality. Impulse: (agonized yelling into his hand as Skizz laughs) I didn't think about that! Ugh, gosh-- Skizz, laughing: Oh, dude. I mean, you just-I didn't even have to-help you along. (Impulse starts laughing) You just served that up, like, "Here you go buddy. Here's--in case Skizz was wondering what he's going to rip on me for for the next ten years, here you go friend." Impulse: (groans in agony) God, leave it! (starts laughing) Jeez, oh-- Skizz: Dude, nothing says leave it like screaming leave it--
feat skizz surprising impy with a rouge slap lmao
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Nom nom nom
Mmm some newly forming feelings.. with a side of irony? Yum oh and is this freinderonis becoming freinderonis twice? Yum.
Truly exquisite 10/10 would eat again.
Though it seems my stomach has grown tenfold what will I ever fill it with????
(lol love this food)
hehe I'm glad you liked the (not new anymore it's been a month rip) chapter! but YES, delicious new feelings!! They're becoming friends AGAIN how can this happen??? I find it hilarious tbh
As for your stomach growth, you should probably get that checked out by a doctor xD I'm working on the next chapter though, hopefully out within a week if all goes well :D We'll see. Really hoping you are a snake or some other reptile that only needs to eat every other month lmao
Which do I make my new desktop background?
An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!
Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!
A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!
Transcript / Accessible version here
Impulse: Skizzy's dead, right? Gem: Skizz are you dead? Skizz: No, I'm alive, I-I got a camera in there, I found a way to live-- Gem: Darn it! (whining) I wanted a picture of your body. Skizz: We-(laughs) Well, I mean we could. That could be arranged, you know. Gem: (giggles)
I'm here to chew gum and read hermitcraft shipfics, and I'm all out of gum. she/her
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