What Was Ur Awakening That You’re Trans? Knew It’d Happen One Day But You Are So Pretty!! :3

fairy emoji in bio? Faggot?

yeppers peppers

Weather-wise it was a very changeable afternoon...

am i allowed to call you candleboy

sure! I love nicknames :>

I like yapping, I find yapping to be very cool and whimsical!

I’m the guy playing the mobile games in all those ads. My life can be condensed to 30 second segments of failing to match 3 to save the king, running into a x3 multiplier instead of a x30 multiplier, carving a log into a lopsided rectangle rather than a wineglass. My last raise was two cents and it was because I gave the mobile game ad people the idea to give you a little interactive portion after the ad now, so you can show yourself how much better than me you are. How much smarter. Faster. More dexterous. Your fingers are so nimble on the screen, after all... I wonder what else those fingers can do? And yes, I am secretly waiting for the day someone plays every one of those interactive sections so badly that the mobile game people have them take my place in the phone forever, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't miss it. Ok you can press x to exit now

scooby-doo ass gang fr

iris when I catch you

what happen :(

hey. i’m glad you’re alive

Saturday in colour

(my phone is British, which means it's spelling is different)

move aside sadness, I feel like that bitch now