Me Making Jackal 5′0: Who Let The Chihuaha Into World Serpent? Kevin??? Raven?? Whose Idea Was This

“I cared a lot once,” she admitted wryly. “And it ruined me. So now I don’t care for much at all. I work in extremes like that.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #152 (via blossomfully)

WHAT BODY PART ARE YOU?

Hands

Hands can do so much, they’re extremely versatile much like yourself. They can nourish, they can pray, they can comfort. But we both know that’s not what you use yours for is it? You know as well as I do how hands can maim, can strangle, can destroy. They are unthinking and unfeeling, and unlike the others they do not act off instinct but off of command. Every act you commit is purposeful, filled with an intent, sometimes to be cruel and sometimes to be kind. You know who is deserving of your hurt, who is deserving of your love. Always make sure you can tell them apart before you wrap those hands around them.

b. bra - bott - not in charge

Send me what you think my muse would be like in bed and they’ll respond

“Absolute nonsense!! I take charge in any situation I’m put in. Hah. At least I can actually articulate my thoughts, you stutter like a fool-” You’ve hurt her.

🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄  𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  just  some  random  sentences  i  thought  could  be  fun  to  use.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  are you okay ?  ❜ ❛  believe in yourself.  ❜ ❛  care to explain ?  ❜ ❛  close your eyes.  ❜ ❛  don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  don’t overthink it.  ❜ ❛  don’t underestimate me.  ❜ ❛  forget i asked.  ❜ ❛  how are you ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t care.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember.  ❜ ❛  i hate you.  ❜ ❛  i love you.  ❜ ❛  i need you.  ❜ ❛  i’ll be there.  ❜ ❛  i’m so sorry.  ❜ ❛  it’s over now.  ❜ ❛  i’ve missed you.  ❜ ❛  just be honest.  ❜ ❛  just trust me.  ❜ ❛  leave me alone.  ❜ ❛  let me in.  ❜ ❛  maybe you’re right.  ❜ ❛  never give up.  ❜ ❛  no , stop it !  ❜ ❛  please be careful.  ❜ ❛  please believe me.  ❜ ❛  please don’t cry.  ❜ ❛  please forgive me.  ❜ ❛  so … that’s it ?  ❜ ❛  speak the truth.  ❜ ❛  talk to me.  ❜ ❛  that’s fucked up.  ❜ ❛  this isn’t working.  ❜ ❛  we can’t stay.  ❜ ❛  what about me ?  ❜ ❛  what’s going on ?  ❜ ❛  what’s your problem ?  ❜ ❛  where are we ?  ❜ ❛  who are you ?  ❜ ❛  you did it !  ❜ ❛  you don’t understand.  ❜ ❛  you need help.  ❜ ❛  you’re kidding me.  ❜ ❛  you’re safe now.  ❜

i feel like jackal is very warm. i saw a post about a character who gets very cold + character who is a living space heater and i feel like that’s jackal. and yet no one knows this because A.) nO TOUCH and B.) she has never had someone willingly cozy up to her

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair! ❜ 

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ❜ 

❛ so — so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜ 

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜ 

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜ 

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜ 

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜ 

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie! ❜ 

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜ 

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜ 

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm! ❜ 

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜ 

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜ 

❛ that demon’s racist! ❜ 

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜ 

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting — it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜ 

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜ 

❛ — not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them – no bed to shake. ❜ 

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜    

does this get me banned from honkai impact fandom

“ah, herrscher of the void! what an unexpected surprise. and by unexpected, i mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”

who let the bottom out???? also she cant stop wasting time raven she has adhd-

anyway here’s a tag dump and also i started jackal’s playlist and adding “i was a teenage anarchist” was such a power move on my part