You Ever Hear A New Song And Immediately Go “oooh The Fake Scenarios In My Head Are Gonna Love This”

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

Writers going psspsspssp to their brains trying to lure them into writing

anyone else plagued by concepts and scenarios

babe are u okay? ur shaking in fear bc im holding you at knifepoint instead of falling in love with me like i planned

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

imagining a tender moment between your own ocs but you are the only person with any context

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

Someone: Hey! How’s the writing going?

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *clears throat* It’s going well.

the problem with making competent characters is you have to eventually show them being competent, and unfortunately my brain doesn’t work that way.