Why Are Kie And Jj Lovers In A Homies Way? And Why Are Jj And Pope Homies In A Lovers Way??

One night, you decide to put your phone under your pillow. When you wake up in the morning, your phone is replaced by cash totaling what you paid for your phone. Turns out the tooth fairy takes more than just teeth.

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Of all things in the episode today, I did not expect to see a birth.

Also TRINITY SANTOS - love that she speaks Tagalog

the six types of friends within found family tropes (according to me)

I came up with this in bed at 2 am... enjoy(?)

the gay one

the “I know this plan is gonna turn out bad but i’m still gonna go through with it”

the “if i don’t have a sip of alcohol in five minutes i’m gonna kill myself” 

the “i swear guys THEY'RE the one...”

the “i have underlying mommy/daddy issues and i need to see someone about it”

the “how can i scam my way out of this” 

(these can overlap)

i'd write an essay about how much i love this scene if i could but i'm not a writer so i'll just settle for drawing it since i don't see fanart of it a lot

Started from the bottom

Now we're here

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

SAM CLAFLIN And ÀSTRID BERGÈS-FRISBEY As PHILIP SWIFT And SYRENA PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity