How Victorian

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

They hate eachother lmao

I too want a crow

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

(The one-episode creature's eyes glowing from the shadows before the scene fades to black) narrator voice: Or was it?

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Took exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes.

Underfell Papyrus × Underfell Skeleton Insert

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

Damn this is deep

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.