Cheryl: The Other Day Jughead Sneezed And I Accidentally Said "shut The Fuck Up" Instead Of "bless You"

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

So I'm sitting in the hospital and my grandparents just went back and it's been five minutes and there was suddenly a bang against the wall

“I think it’s a b-flat.”

Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)

Miles Teller as Lt. Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw in

TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)

Counting down to each part but always getting sad because it’ll end😭

Kildare University Masterlist

Welcome to Kildare University, we are pleased to have you here! We hope you thrive here! Oh, and don't forget to come out and support the football team!

Or, a social media au of Outer Banks following you from freshman year up to graduation.

This is my first attempt at posting, so please be kind!

I felt inspired to create this fic after reading HB:L/O by @zyafics and Kildare Split by @ghostofwriting!

Read all the SMAU's that inspire me every day here!

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Freshman Year:

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Flashback One

Sophomore Year:

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven

Bonus: Cooking with Cleo

Flashback Two

Junior Year:

One, Two

JJ Endgame: Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven

Rafe Endgame: Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven

Bonus:

Draft Day (JJ), Draft Day (Rafe)

Flashback Three

Senior Year:

JJ Endgame:

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Rafe Endgame:

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Flashback Four

So today, my sister received a free t-shirt… the guy gave her an XL. 

She asked for something smaller, and he started laughing and responded with, “You’re not skinny.”

This is my sister:

This was my baby bro’s response when she told us: 

And at that moment Liam knew he was gonna die a virgin....

trashstiles AU WHERE PARENT SCILES WALK IN ON LIAM MAKING OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND GIVE HIM THE ‘TALK’ I C ANT STILES WOULD BE FULL ON QUOTING MEAN GIRLS AND SCOTT WOULD BE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT WOULD BE INTERRUPTED BY STILES AND LIL BABY LIAM’S FACE WOULD BE SO RED

basically

“Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant and die.”

“Stiles, Liam’s a boy.”

*silence*

“…DONT HAVE SEX STANDING UP, DON’T-”

nice criminal minds moments ⟡ 2.21 open season  [1/∞]

“I am so blogging about this later.”