No Matter What Happens, You Are Heard

what are we out here doing

big dick energy is shane madej stealing a whole-ass bridge from a malevolent demon all while making fun of said demon’s inability to spell its own name

Absolute ✨perfection✨ Bradley and Jake are such a good Nick and Schmidt

Douche Bag Jar Deposit: —$20

summary - While trying to get out of your post-breakup slump, you get offered a modeling gig at Jake’s advertising agency.

warnings - New Girl au, fluff, angst, slowburn, language, insecurities, mentions of getting drunk, my nonexistent knowledge of advertising, men being the worst, suggestive content, I added outfit links but you can imagine whatever you would like

this series is 18+, minors please do not interact

word count - 4.2k

it’s the last episode of season one! it has been such a ride and I want to thank you all for the support you gave this series because it is seriously what stopped me from having a meltdown and abandoning it lmao. fun fact: I’ve had this episode planned since I started the series. please enjoy and I hope to see you in season two!! - bugs

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whats ET short for?

no one speak to me at this time

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

THIS SERIES OWNS MY HEART (literally I’m on the edge of my seat every update)

Kildare University- Senior Year: 6 (JJ)

Endings Announcement

AN: There is a slightly risque set of messages that will be at the end of this post, but it is separate and has a warning if you would like to avoid! It was requested by my pookie @k-k0129 and I HAD to deliver!!!

Synopsis: A Social Media AU in which you find yourself at Kildare University along with your friends. Starting over at a new school shouldn't be difficult. Well, except for the fact that your ex-boyfriend is the quarterback, and you are the drum major. Add in a little bit of drama, a lot of friendship, an ex who can't seem to let you go, and a best friend who has been in love with you since you were kids and well? Welcome to KU!

Pairings: Past!Rafe x Reader, JJ x Reader, Rafe x Reader

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arwenns asked : allydia or malira 

I love you, Allison.

You know what, I want a fic where the reader makes their way through the group but they don’t know so they’re all secretly cocky about it and eventually everyone puts two and two together and realizes they’ve all been bamboozled bc there’s not a single member of dagger squad I wouldn’t fuck at least once

If you don’t read this you’ll have bad luck for three days (please read it you won’t regret it)

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

: Part 12 (Max's Version)

: Max knows not to let his father’s words get to him; he’s been doing this since he was a child. So why is it proving to be harder this time around?

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