There Are A Lot Of Blonde Elves In Kotlc But ......

Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen

Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

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I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

What book are you currently reading? How are you liking it? What book are you going to read next?

Honestly im not currently reading any book i just finished reading six of crows and watching the shadow and bone show but i liked soc a lot and im going to read king of scars and rule of the wolves

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

is distracting gets distracted

Grover underwood 🤝 percy jackson

Ya’ll are sleeping on my boy Franks potential for angst.

- body dysmorphia (blessing of Ares, not being traditionally what people expected of a Roman, etc)

- lack of identity and self doubt (so much, so, so very much)

- parental trauma

- grandparent trauma

- emotional insecurity

- being asked to go on a life-altering highly dangerous quest he was almost prophesied to die on while being fully convinced he was gonna die less than a month or 2 after his mom died, only for his grandma to die(?) as well due to the quest

- alienated by all his peers and friends for being the only one who’s truly Roman

- etc

Like when you think about it he’s quite similar to Percy, but he gets overshadowed by everyone because uncle Rick didn’t flesh him out properly (imo)

I’m genuinely angry about that. Like everyone else gets good development and character growth (aside from Jason but he died and got development then) aside from Frank, really. He had so much potential with it too—

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.