I Made A Mistake In My Gravity Falls Chatfic. I Will Elaborate On This When I’m Not Using My Phone

when the slow burn is so slow the characters have only talked to each other like twice before the author becomes an orphan account

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

Wendy even gets a turquoise bandana like thing in the last few episodes, which I thought was funny because it reminded me of Petra

I dunno if this counts as a "confession", but Petra is basically Wendy (Gravity Falls), right?? In a totally good way. I think that's why I vibe with Petra's character so much. I just cannot see them without thinking of the other!

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Something silly I drew

We need to talk more about the redstone aunts. Get the redstone geniuses of their individual times, Ellegaard, Harper and Xara in a lab together (with Olivia shadowing and also spontaneously combusting from the fangirling) and there will be things invented no one has ever seen before in mcsm. Be prepared for a speedrun of multiple-back-to-back technological revolutions and also intergalactic space travel in like a month. That or the three of them would end up killing each other and the planet at large first (mad geniuses are notoriously bad at getting along with other self-proclaimed geniuses). It's a match made in either the Aether or the Nether.

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I understand the instinct to make Modern Odysseus the type of guy who use's his son/wife's name as a password. he's definitely obsessed with them enough

but Odysseus is smart. he would never make his password something easy to guess and his son/wife's name is super easy to guess, especially since he'd talk about them extensively to every single person he met ever

instead I propose his password is something absurd, like 'olive tree' but using 'Penelope' as a cipher

Evie from my A Place To Call Home series!

If you can see her full name in the parantheses . . . no you can't. That's a spoiler for way later.

Older drawing so I'll have to redo it later, similar to Kaya, but now people can know what she looks like!

ma there's a weird snowman outside

writing for MCSM can sometimes be like

"WHY IN THE WORLD AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S WRITTEN/TAGGED A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE 3 PEOPLE??????"

The people were Jesse, Lukas, and Radar.

Turns out I am not the only person who has written and tagged a platonic relationship between them, but I am only the second and the first one was written in February. Mine was written last August.

Guys, we've had like EIGHT YEARS to write about them.

. . . part of me feels like a hypocrite for saying this because I do enjoy reading Dipper/Pacifica and Harper/Ivor, but in Gravity Falls it's a lot easier to find platonic content to go with the romance.

It's so funny when morons use "The Deep End" and "Time Traveller's Pig" as evidence for Mabel being selfish, when those are in fact episodes where DIPPER was being the selfish one lmfao.

Saving a stranded kid and reuniting him with his family >>>>> pool time with a girl you have ZERO chance with, whom you already see every other fucking day at the Shack anyway.

Saving a pig from being eaten and adopting it >>>>> sabotaging a girl's chosen relationship and removing her choice because YOU want to have her even though you have ZERO chance with her.

If you have ever used those episodes to bash Mabel instead of Dipper, you might actually be braindead.

"B-but what about Mabel causing Weirdmageddon"

What about Dipper losing all the candy they collected because of his one-sided crush and almost getting everyone killed by the Summerween Trickster? What about Dipper summoning zombies, almost getting Soos and the two agents killed, and showing zero remorse for the latter two when he thought they were dead? What about Dipper kidnapping a random monster and exposing two innocent people to it, causing insanity and hospitalization? At least Mabel was confirmed by Alex Hirsch to have been under a trance in Mabelland. What's Dipper's excuse? He's 12? So is Mabel.