This Picture Is Insane I Need Him So Bad

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watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

“taylor swift is gay” hmmm not sure about that “blake lively’s hands have been on taylor’s thighs before” this we cannot possibly refute

forget the roman empire, how often do you think about 2014-2016 kaylor?

I need them to dress up as bert and erine .... for the lore

My mother asked me if Dan and Phil are married…which like reasonable question. But when I told her they weren’t like officially dating, at least in the public eye so we can’t say we know anything about their relationship but like they are two gay men who bought a house together and she just nodded and said

“like Bert and Ernie”

Which, explains everything perfectly I think

Anyway who is Bert and who is Ernie?

I need him and his slutty little waist

Guys… you know what I’m thinking

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ACTUALLY SOBBING WE'RE GETTING A CATHARISIS PT.2?!?!?!

Forget angst Kombu, talk to us about another Catharsis 😍😘

Right, I’m standing in line for a coffee so let’s see if I can sum this up quickly:

After the events of Catharsis, Matty is forever changed. This fic is going to follow a day in his life as he tries to adjust to his new normal. But his version of “new normal” is anything but that.