You Knock On My Door And Hear Loud Barking And Scrambling Noises And Me Yelling "no!! Down Boy!! Down!!!"

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

all hands on deck 🤚🏼

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

k so you know how typically women are pretty nervous around men who are yelling/threatening violence? some more so than others?

in the twilight zone reboot there's an episode where a bunch of weird meteorites fall from the heavens and infect the water stream, making it go a reddish orange and smell like butt. if you drink that stuff? you'd get real hecking sick for one, and then if you are genetically male (not sure about trans men and women yet but they aren't represented in the show sadly so idk) there is a 99% chance that it'll mess with your prefrontal cortex and you will go psycho and start going on a killing spree.

aNd as if i'm not alREaDy anxious around people, now i'm scared out of my pants to go to school or even have a civil conversation with my dad. and it doesn't help that i used to have nightmares of the men in my life (and women too but less often) slipping into a murderous rage and now i want to cry.

jayce talis posted this

"desire is the root of all suffering" actually suffering is the root of all suffering. hope this helps!

literally say saw someone try and explain that rarepairs 'make them uncomfortable" because "they don't make sense" as if that's not the whole point of a rarepair. maybe these characters never interact. hell, maybe they're from entirely different media. but i'm gonna make them kiss like barbie dolls anyway because why the hell not??? it's free and fun and i like doing it get out of my house!!!

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

anyone have advice for existing as an autistic with chronic pain. work is mentally and physically exhausting and i have yet to be considered for any of the desk jobs or receptionist jobs i've applied to. i would be so much happier if i could work and only have my focus on clients and minimal on-my-feet or vice versa.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Let's connect some dots here

The Trump administration kidnaps and sends hundreds of people to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process (meaning they never have to prove these people committed whatever offence the Admin claims)

The Administration sets the precedent that anyone, up to green card holder and naturalized citizens, will be subject to this for practicing free speech in a way the Administration doesn't like

The Administration puts out two Executive Orders, one which says they believe trans people and parents of trans children are all sexual offenders and another that anyone who criticizes Israel is a terrorist

The President puts out a statement, in public, saying he wants to find ways to send US citizens to those foreign prison camps

The Administration directly defies 2 different SCOTUS decisions that say anyone who is deported must get due process and (this one a unanimous decision) they must return a wrongfully deported man

The US President now tells the President of El Salvador, again in public, that they will need to expand their facilities because he wants to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvador very soon

We aren't even in boiling the frog territory any more, we're in a flash frier.

Like I hate sounding like a fucking tinfoil hat nutjob, but it's clear as day, right? He's saying exactly what he wants to do. And no one is doing anything about it. They're just saying "hey that's illegal!" and then letting it happen anyway.

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes