Usamericans, Do You Remember In The Incredibles When Syndrome Made The Robot Go Haywire Just So He Could

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

k so you know how typically women are pretty nervous around men who are yelling/threatening violence? some more so than others?

in the twilight zone reboot there's an episode where a bunch of weird meteorites fall from the heavens and infect the water stream, making it go a reddish orange and smell like butt. if you drink that stuff? you'd get real hecking sick for one, and then if you are genetically male (not sure about trans men and women yet but they aren't represented in the show sadly so idk) there is a 99% chance that it'll mess with your prefrontal cortex and you will go psycho and start going on a killing spree.

aNd as if i'm not alREaDy anxious around people, now i'm scared out of my pants to go to school or even have a civil conversation with my dad. and it doesn't help that i used to have nightmares of the men in my life (and women too but less often) slipping into a murderous rage and now i want to cry.

gods, last time i touched tumblr was when i was a raging army/ahgasae. damn. /neutral

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

I’m at the Pizza Hut

I’m at the Taco Bell

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

Guys i think there's a song in him yet