whiteboard shenanigans :3
Lowkey when I was first getting into reading fics on Ao3, I misunderstood the tag "crack treated seriously" alot, only realizing what it meant recently.
I thought it meant it was absolute nonsense, a crackfic but even more cracknatious. A step up from the average crack.
But no, it was just a crack concept taken in a serious context.
Listen man, I am an addict for a specific type of ship dynamic. And hear me out on this.
Lesbian sheep.
Think about it. Ewes will stand still near rams waiting for them to mount them. They practically do nothing except be near them, waiting for the ram to make a move.
So if two ewes were lesbian, they'd just stand near each other, staring at one another, waiting for one of them to make a move, something that will never happen unless they make the move themselves.
Now imagine that, non-mating related, with 2 little blorbos.
They have intense feelings for each other, and so desperately crave one another's love, yet they both never make a move on each other.
They relish in one another's company, always being so affectionate with each other, being so awkward and fluttery with each other. But they never disclose their feelings.
They never do anything except wait. Waiting for a time that will never come if they stand so low.
They may have had a couple incidents where it got a bit too romantic or intimate, but neither of them actually did or said something that would turn their relationship into something more, something greater. But in the end, they just can't confess.
Always so close, yet so far. Stuck standing still in a pool of their own feelings, never aware of what they both so desperately crave.
There are two sides to the forsaken fandom on twitter.
I am eating a mango out of pure malice and hatred
They are making me SICK The day I play forsaken I immediately become attached to THIS MENTALLY ILL PERSON I LOVE THEM RAHHHHHHHHHH Two Time my beloved <3
How the fuck do I write Shedletsky...
No beta we die like that damn dove.
fascinating.
Probably one of the more unique titles I've written along with the dusekkar weed brownie incident.
Anyway It's 6 AM and I haven't slept I'ma go eep now.
"Dusekkar, a soul such as himself, being flustered and swooned by a mute man. How silly."
go my 7 other pumpkintrap shippers
Minor - PROSHIP DNI"I know who I am but I shan't tell you."Unprofessional angst maker. :3
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