RIP CHYNA & PRINCE

It’s night time somewhere

i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

Clothilde/Stella + a Tumblr text post

All right, calm down.

Here, d’yeh mind that story he told us? When him an’ his mates were buildin’ the Titanic? An’ every rivet they put in, they shouted “Fuck the Pope…” Oh jaysis, Billy! D’yeh think that’s why it sank? Aye, maybe. Or it could even’ve been that fuckin’ big iceberg it hit.

The Cassidy Brothers: Proinsias and William “Billy” Cassidy

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that

Me

Falling in love with Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi