RIP CHYNA & PRINCE
It’s night time somewhere
i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.
Clothilde/Stella + a Tumblr text post
All right, calm down.
Here, d’yeh mind that story he told us? When him an’ his mates were buildin’ the Titanic? An’ every rivet they put in, they shouted “Fuck the Pope…” Oh jaysis, Billy! D’yeh think that’s why it sank? Aye, maybe. Or it could even’ve been that fuckin’ big iceberg it hit.
The Cassidy Brothers: Proinsias and William “Billy” Cassidy
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that
Me
Falling in love with Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi
and the mortifying ordeal of being known Graham | transman | 30s | three crows in a trench coat
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