Soleoado  

At 18, everyone receive a superpower. Your childhood friend got a power-absorption, your best friends got time control, and they quickly rise into top 100 most powerful superheroes. You got a mediocre superpower, but somehow got into the top 10. Today they visit you asking how you did it.

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

“May you have a life of safety and peace”, said the witch, cursing the bloodthirsty warrior.

i want to be someone else’s safety. even nonromantically. i want to be “hey can i tell you something?” i want to be - i tried something new and i’m a little scared but i wanted to show you. i want to be “i knew i could trust you”. i want to be okay to hold the hand of, always ready to listen, always trying. even if i don’t get it perfect, you know? i just want to be a place other people can relax and be themselves and not worry for a fraction of an instant. 

I’ve often heard and seen mental illness be compared to having a lil demon in your brain but i disagree because demons are cool and sexy and my illnesses are quite frankly stupid losers. I think pyramid scheme promoter is a lot more fitting all things considered.

this has probably been done before but idc im curious

(using "people who chose their own name" instead of mentioning trans people specifically because not all trans people change their name and not everyone who changes their name identifies as trans)

(if you have multiple names, pick an option based on whichever one you like)

"Rotating it in my mind" started on Tumblr as a COGIATI joke and took off hard with everyteenager4free using it, which gave cis people this beautiful phrase that they don't know how to use

bug report

my insatiable desire for praise and attention + my inability to take any negative criticism and feedback keep interfering with each other and it’s ruining my enjoyment of the game

bootterfly

was gonna make a comp of stuff from the various interesting things from th various muppet style guides but this one hit so hard i had t post it on its own

I often think back to the time I became aware of supposed dudebros and incels adopting the whole alpha/beta/omega dynamics as part of their belief system, specifically because it happened after I had become infatuated with omegaverse fan fiction at the ripe old age of 13 and lemme tell you I was so excited when I started to hear alpha being used outside of fanfiction, which made the crushing disappointment sting all the more after discovering that these men were not my brothers in mpreg and breeding kinkery, that they weren’t even my comrades in teen wolf horniness but in fact were just misogynistic bitches who genuinely belief that a flawed study about wolves somehow gives us correct information about how humans work :/