My Phone Isn’t Charging Even Though I Plugged Her Innnnn Dramatic Ass Bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED!

Tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.

my multo isn’t an ex—but a ship that was quoted “queerbaiting” knowing that we won’t really get what we really wanted for the two of them—love confessions and or just one long and lingering kisses that they’ll share before realising this is all wrong and things would get awkward between them two.

if they’re really not endgame. count your days tim burton.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

you got this girl

Things I have beef with (oddly specific)

. English teacher

. Pe teacher

. Sliding doors

. 3x3 blockblast block

. Moths

. Thunder

. That broken frame that fell off the hook 3 times

. Webtoon comics

. That one green hair girl from komi

. The amount of money in my bank account

. The Australian 5 cent coin

they are so real for this

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now