Buttered-mondo - Manically Depressed Psychopath

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

Jeckole Good Luck Babe Animatic.

TW: Nicole is hanging around at the end. Aka death.

You can only post this once a year

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

from the first lesbian political exploration demonstration, october 25, 1975.