He Will Never Be Unfunny

chad baby

wake up

he's the funniest person i know

somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this.

GET HIS ASS RITSU

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

I am going to give the person who created grape juice the most sloppiest, breath taking, disgusting, lewd, nasty, mind blanking, hypnotizing, creamiest, indecent, toppiest, vulgar, rough, uncalled for, atrocious, hard-core, impure, rancid, disabelizing, wettest, dastardly, sickening, outright vile, putrid, gawk gawk 9000, filthy, foul, revolting, slimy, charming, mouth gaping, eye watering, vocal cord straining, euphoric, sick, nauseating, monstrous, catastrophic, barbaring, toe curling, head tossing, eye rolling, back arching, sheet gripping, nail digging, tongue hanging, lip biting, soul snatching, life support making, milked dry, heavenly, life threatening, self breeding, world changing, flabbergasted, stimulated, voluptuous, mouth opening, chocking, appetizing, divine, mouth watering, satisfying, delightful, joyriding, thrilling, heaven sent, sinful, death dropping, alluring, tears rolling, hair pulling, messiest, moan inducing, mind numbing, back bending, hand clenching, head ever. I am so grateful grape juice was made it tastes so damn good and I wanna give the person who made it a reward. I want them to feel as good as how I feel when I sip grape juice.