How I Feel When I See "minors Dni" In Someone's Bio After I've Been Liking Their Posts And Am About To

💖 ftw it has been my absolute favorite ride or die heart emoji for like 4-5 years now. absolute slay fr best heart emoji

when the ladrien hits

Tucker isn't a fan of thunderstorms.

just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

last night was fairly productive! i actually got through the whole script and found a snippet for each character with a speaking role, so that's good. plus my math teacher responded to my email and changed my grade for something that was a 0 😎 (although the 0 was bc i hadn't started it yet so i did it during his class and then just emailed him after saying i had done it, so with a little charm, kindness, and gaslighting i do not have a 0)

but on the not-so-bright side, i ate two slices of a papa johns pizza last night so the gluten-free gods have cursed me and my stomach is killing me. it feels like my period cramps but im not bleeding? im just gonna wear a pad today in case bc if i start bleeding at the renaissance fair or when babysitting three children then i will burn down the neighborhood. arson!

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

honestly this screenshot just says everything

geniunely forgot that i have to figure out what dialogue to use for auditions for our play that i am assistant director of oops

i have a meeting tomorrow with the director to talk about it so i need to get on that

Inspired by this post

at this point when the girl i like posts something "i want what they have" (this time referring to branch and poppy) my first thought is boohoo we could have that but nooooo you just had to call off our date...massive L for you tbh

yes i still like her dont judge me

anyway since gen alpha are so obsessed with rizzing people up they should teach me how to get this girl