Full Blackbeard Crimes List Just Dropped Babes

The list of crimes on the back of Ed's wanted poster: shoplifting, horse rustling, impersonating a vicar, disturbing the peace, climate change denial, trespassing, beat poetry, smart casual attire at a formal function, unlicenced midwifery, excessive speed within a harbor, improper use of a dive signal flag, offensive semaphore, wearing a wig as a hat, propping up a minor dictator, failing to signal at a roundabout, changing the word "god" to "dog" in "god save the queen," commandering a coffin, excessive mirth at the funeral of a work colleague, flash mobbing, pardoning a war crime, imprisoning a cat, defacing the pyramids, conspiracy theorizing the sacred geometry, atheism, proliferating religious propaganda, "communism," whatever that is, witchcraft, potting ironic ashtrays, bootlegging absinthe, diluting gunpowder, breaking curfew, creating curfews, plagiarism, improper citations in an academic document, neither ceasing nor desisting, providing inequal opportunities, sticking it to "the man," bearing false witness, cart rental under a fraudulent name, Echidna trafficking, genocide (probably), renting out an un-insulated abode, inciting (a) riot(s), please air further grievances below

full blackbeard crimes list just dropped babes

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