Smoking With Your Lady

pillow princess

"Fuck Gina!" You moaned while being buried face deep into the mattress. Regina fucking George was taking you for all you had in her own house in her bed. You don't even remember how you got here. The last thing you remember is being at a party with your friend, Regina crashing the party during your smoke sesh and catching you while you were in your state of uncontrollable bliss. "you like that baby"? She asked, voice laced with lust and desire. "fuck yes". You said biting your lip to suppress more noise. Regina softly grabbed your chin and turned your face to look at her. "oh nah baby, my mom isn't gonna be home for another two hours, mommy's gonna need to hear you". She said smirking to herself knowing she has you wrapped. Literally.

My thoughts exactly. Evil wants us to fail because they turn our favorite actors or actresses into psychotic people and expect us to not fall for them

james mcavoy had absolutely no right to be so fucking hot while playing a psychopathic murderer-kidnapper

Does anyone else think about what it would be like to have sex in a graveyard? Is it fun? Is it sad? Is it bittersweet? Will the spirits applaud you for having enough balls? Would they want to join in? Give me your thoughts I'm curious. No disrespect to the dead. It's just a genuine curiosity of mine. I think it's sadistically darkly romantic

Yo this would be me just fucking around with my mommy 😭🤣. She's already tired of me as it is

I’m legit DEAD😂

50 posts!

YO THIS IS CRAZY. THANKS GUYS!!!!

I sometimes peep how posts have more likes than reblogs , when the whole point of Tumblr is to keep shit circulatin’ by rebloggin’

one thing about me i recently found tumblr for the first time in my life a few weeks ago…this is my favorite social app i own and side note i’m a whore for older women i want me an older woman to date so bad 😩

Bath Time

You just gotten back home from a long day at work and you weren't in the mood for anything complicated. You were hungry tired and just wanted to wind down and relax. So you traveled up the steps of your flat and opened the door to your room. "Baby I'm home" you called out to your wife. Nothing but silence swam through the dimly lit apartment. "odd she should be home by now" you said to yourself. Curiosity pricked through you as you began shedding piece by piece of clothing and letting down your defensive walls from the previous meeting before you left work. You heard soft humming in the bathroom so you assumed your wife was in there. Making your way to the bathroom you slowly opened the door and peaked inside. Your beautiful wife lay naked inside the tub with her matted red hair flowing down her shoulders. "so this is what I come home too huh" you said leaning gently against the door. As she flicked her eyes towards you your heart jumped out of its tubes pumping the blood from your brain to your lungs. "B...Baby" she softly growled and clicked. You walked back into your room and grabbed a blunt knowing that was the only thing you experienced on her to know she stays calm that way. "yes baby it's me" you said softly smiling lighting the blunt. You walked back into the bathroom and kneeled beside her. "puff" you said holding the blunt to her lips. She inhaled deeply and blew the smoke right back into your face. "Did you have fun today"? You asked. Ellie nodded with bloodshot eyes. Apparently demons get high easily. She held out her hand taking yours in hers pulling you into the tub. "Baby" you giggled wrapping your arms around her neck. She licked her lips connecting her lips with yours moaning and growling into the kiss. Usually when she acts like this it's because she missed you. You sighed the second her lips connected with your neck sucking on your pulse point. "mmm baby n...not now" you objected softly. She growled softly snaking her arm around your waist softly rubbing circles between your folds. "Ah...fuck e...el" your eyes rolled to the back of your head becoming a whining whimpering mess beneath your wife. You're the happiest when she's home because she can tear you apart without mercy. Who knows what she'll do to you tomorrow when she finds out you're off.

The last avenger

"she's such a freak. We still don't trust you". Hulk growled. It had been a good 4 years working alongside the avengers. And Every time you did something helpful for the avengers hulk's words echoed through your mind like a curse. You were the last avenger that could possibly save the world but no one believed it. So one day you decided to show them your true powers. A week passed and the worst fight against Thanos and the avengers took place. Everyone chose their fight carefully and fairly but seeing Thanos about to rid the world of iron man set you off and you snapped. Setting a glaze wave of icy frost across the open field. "NOOOOO"!!!!! you shouted with blue icy eyes. Hulk caught sight and the eye contact and slight head nod was more than enough to make him understand you really were the last avenger.