It’s 4:20 PM It’s Time To Post Weed Pikachu

had an issue with aphids one single time. next time I see one I’ll be burning all of my plants in a mass aphid/plant grave. extermination is the only option

aphids are crazy put one guy on a plant and that little freak will grow you an army in like five hours

went out expecting to buy some panda kings and ended up coming home with sandstones. oops

:(

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

Hi my name is Elvis Las Vegas Jailhouse Hounddog Presley and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) and soft brown eyes like lovely soil and a lot of people tell me I look like Austin Butler (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a musician but my tassles are straight and golf. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called The King's School of Impersonation in Vegas where I'm in the seventh year (I'm ninety). I'm a rocker (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love Las Vegas and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white jacket with gold tastles around it and slutty shiny boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Vegas. It was sunny and not raining so there was a lot of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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