You Wanna End My Reign Of Terror So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW THE MIDDLE SLIDE LINES UP WITH THE BOTTOM, AND THEN MOVES AND LINES UP WITH THE TOP?!?!!? SHKSMSKSKSK I-

THE FLINTSTONES (1961)      — 2.02 “Droop Along Flintstone”

Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead

I die on MY terms. NOT YOURS GOD.

SO SMALL

My desk/table is stationed right next to the bathroom at my work. Needless to say,

I AM SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE PEE.

I changed my sister's nickname on Instagram to 'The Creature 👽👽👽' and then five minutes later got a notification that she changed mine to 'gronch mcsquank'.

gronch mcsquank

Instagram, when I die, and my grave says 'gronch mcsquank', I hope you're in there with me.

*whips out a magicians cape* and for my next trick, I will commit FUCKING ARSON.

Amethyst sketch before starting my hw

Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!