"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
Just after dusk the birds go silent.
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Non-phone camera version under the cut
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
Hot take itās not actually accessible if I have to ask an abled body person for help or assistance
Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*
Jason: wait. Is that Tim?
Dick: omg it's Timmy!
Tim, on a date with Bernard:
Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?
Tim: *dead inside*
when dick was 13-15, robin went through what the league/team calls āthe scowlingā
criminals thought gotham had really hardened the young birds spirit
those closest to the bats know itās actually because he had braces and couldnāt show them while in costume
stupid sketch since i hadn't seen anyone do this meme for this show :3
happy pride everyone!!
More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea
Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!
Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!
Bug || 22 they/them || pure chaos + lots of neurodivergent and Batman shit
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