this is so relatable
if i joined in the ace retrieval mission, they'd have to surgically remove me from his dick
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
I love the concept of Baratie not just bc it's a sea restaurant and that's cool but because their policy is the absolute antithesis of "the customer is always right." Oh you wanna be a jerk to the staff? Get decked, loser. Being terrible on a date? Congratulations, our sous chef will steal your girl. Ordered a wine that pairs badly? Ignored, we're picking a better one. It's like objectively the funniest way to run a restaurant and I can't stop thinking about it.
zosan sketch ✨
He is so hot
Hey, long time no —
siblings ur honor!
Law and his tattoos are a unique piece of art
Yes, I look at them respectively and dreamily! Who doesn't? Right?
I've got no shame!
WHO THE HELL DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BLINGEE SASUKE CRYING
Another day of daydreaming and fantasizing about a fake man
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