I’m Just Thinking, Like, With Jade And Azul Being The Top Two..

I’m reading Fairy Gala and istg the way Riddle hypes up Ace to the Housewardens is so cute-

He’s like a proud mom trying to one up the other parents at the PTO meeting I literally cannot

“COULD JACK DO THAT” STOP WHY IS HE FLEXING

HE FEELS SO HAPPY AND THINKS ACE WILL LOVE THE TASK THEIR SIBLINGS YOUR HONOR.

A Picture of Eula I took!

Probably one of my proudest photos, It came out so well!

Idk how to add a watermark, so please don’t steal it, I guess? Love y’all!

This is a joke please don’t hurt me

Azul needs to die

YFFHC IM SO GLAD YOU LIKKKEEEE YOUR FICS ARE A TOTAL INSPO TO ME!

IM A YAPPER SO PREPARE BECAUSE MY ANSWERS ARE LONG AF AND WILL BOUNCE AROUND

My writing may be cooking but my actual conversational self is a kitchen fire.

(Do not let the Aroacespec psychological horror nerd write yandere fics unless you wish for them to present you a four course meal)

ANYWAY HERES MY ANSWERS!

1: Blue works! And She/They/It. Pretty much anything but he.

2: Che’nya as you’ve long since heard me rant before, but fun fact! Che’nya is how I found twst!

Also, as i’ve said before, so PERFECTLY hidden as an op character, leaving the possibility of never actually being able to know he’s around you.

Lilia is also in my favorites! I actually knew nothing about him until I started writing something around when book 7 came out, and he grew on me! I also get to use my historic knowledge when writing him!!!

He’s also so ultimately terrifying? Like, in my opinion, he tops Rook in that regard sheerly because what he lacks in stalkerness he has in knowledge and connections. Also, this man can beat MALLEUS FUCKING DRACONIA in a fight. He’s the perfect goofy goober that can actually commit atrocities and you’d never know.

Speaking of, Malleus is also among my favorites, because DRAGON but also a little bit of a dork. Also, fucking TERRIFYING in this sense that like…you’re cooked if you make a break for it?? Or if you’re like me and have EXTREMELY wonky luck that causes you to almost die in some creative way every week, you’re literally going to end up in the equivalent of bubble wrap.

Also why does nobody take Fae rules into account for Mal and Lilia??? Like our dumbass tells them our real name and they can lowkey puppet us PHYSICALLY?? Among other things.

Rook sheerly got up in my favorites because he never ceases to have me not laughing my ass off or DEATHLY concerned.

He’s also very interesting in the sense that if, hypothetically, you were being hunted, play your cards right, and you might buy yourself time.

I’m mildly crazy and LOVE strategic mind games or mental tomfuckery in general—

. (I may or may not have deadass gotten nerfed by my War Crimes and War Strats teacher from being the strategist for a week because he wanted to give the other team a chance. (My new schools curriculum for classes of our choice is wild before you even say it, we have Archery, Dinosaur History (????) LGBTQ+ History, Cryptozoology, AND I KID YOU NOT MY PRINCIPAL IS NAMED MISS CROWLEY I LITERALLY DIED WHEN I FOUND OUT. I also got extra credit on a creative writing assignment for “accurate depictions of trauma” and my Theater Teacher decided she hated me on sight. I’m literally Spending my first full year back from hell in a madtown send help/jk)

So I actively do think about the odds of escape, how to do so, connections, weaknesses.

Rooks only fucking know weakness is GARLIC. (Learned from Ruggie during beanfest) So he gives me a challenge mentally, all of the above do.

I like Riddle aswell mostly because we are complete opposites (Overbearingly Strict Abusive Mom vs Strict yet nearly Absent Mom core) yet both strict with our ideas of Rules because of that and I’ve already noted down atleast 5 ways I could stump him on rules pre-overblot, mostly via legal things and NRC base rules.

Also outside the norm timeline, especially for horror, he’s EXTREMELY interesting because of the Queen of Hearts Motif.

Now Idia and Ortho? Genius and his no.1 fan/wingman? As a sibling myself, I have a more Jamil + Najimia dynamic with my sister, but I love the take on “Siblings who are super close” with the twist of “also both batshit crazy in their own ways.”

Idia is great for alot of reasons, and admittedly I do get 90% of the gaming references and lingo he says/uses. But also? Literally runs hell??? Kinda??? The insane technology of that world and the talent for it??? The possibilities are endless.

Ortho is more on my goofy goobers list, mostly because his penchant for randomized violence makes me laugh. How do you get a cat down from a tree when you can literally fly? Apparently LAZER BEAM THAT B*TCH ASS TREE DOWN. RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CATS OWNER WHO IS ALSO YOUR BROTHERS TEACHER.

Jade gets an honorable mention because the mindgames go hard, plus he’s so sadistic but once you figure that out it is TOO LATE FOR YOU. Also I lowkey think I would get yoinked because I was forced to live in the mountains of Georgia for a year against my will (LONNGG Story) with a tent for 3 months, then a tarp, a sleeping bag and a dream. The second I drop that info i’m cooked.

Now, some of my goofy goobers?? My sillies?

Ace to start with. Although he’s canonically very smart when he tries, he gets mischaracterized because of of his shenanigans with Deuce, but they are phenomenal entertaining. Also his whole “Haha—Unless..??” shit and seemingly absolute love for the one bed trope is silly. Plus he’s the true most normal teenage boy character in the cast. (Don’t let Trey deceive you that man is NOT normal. Bro is the Tooth Fairy over here.)

Kalim holds a special place in my heart because he is the first character I picked, and its very rare for me to find characters with the similar..idk what to call it?? as me (constantly almost dying, pretending its all cool but actively being terrified something will happen the second you leave the house.) (Me, Kalim, Yuu and Bennett being that one spiderman meme)

He’s also just so sweet. He reminds me of being like…nicely wrapped in honey? Did you know Honey never expires, but it does grow brittle, trapping everything inside it in that gold, slow moving sweetness for eternity?

Finally, Sebek, sheerly because I know I would be the BANE of his existence. I’m not crazy strong or a fast runner but if theres a few things I’m good at its debates, finding loopholes and running mental circles around to prove a contradiction. I also figured out one very simple way of toning down his Malleus-simping while still letting him yap. Just point out the effects he’s having on Malleus’s life, and how he may be making it more difficult for him to make friends.

Also that nobody is legally required to do Jack Shit for him unless they are in Briar Valley. And pointing out that by trying to make everyone move their life for Malleus, he’s effectively isolating him by treating him as if he’s better, making it insanely difficult to casually commune with others, and unintentionally making it seem as if Mal gave those orders to drop everything for him, which in turn would make others think he’s a jerk. They don’t know him personally like Sebek does, nor do they carry the values of their homeland. Therefore Sebek IS usually the first impression. Don’t you realize you’re making his life harder?

Use a mental loop at the end by pointing out that if you/I hypothetically started yelling for every to move around for Leona for example, especially when they aren’t in the Sunset Savanna, wait Sebek him to contradict and state thats foolish, then point out thats EXACTLY what he does with Mal, and let the rest figure itself out.

It’s ok to simp Sebek but don’t make it other people’s problem.

I could go on but now that I’m writing it for myself I realize I may actually mentally shatter him.

Favorite Outfit? Call me basic but Deuce Star Sending and Ortho Fairy Gala on the aesthetic scale. THEY LOOK FUCKING ETHEREAL? And Ortho Fairy Gala IDIA YOU COOKED WITH THAT ONE. On the personal scale : Lilia’s Dorm uni + Spectral Soiree, and Idias Harveston outfit. IDIA WITH HIS HAIR IN A PONYTAIL OR BRAID JUST LOOKS PHENOMENAL. Lilia just looks great in both but that Cape is giving me and Edna Mode a heart attack.

Honorables mention to Beanfest Rook for being one of 3 cards I think Rook looks good in (I beef with his haircut) and Riddles Dorm Uni, If I didn’t want to throw hands over a ALL WHITE FUCKING UNIFORM IN A DORM WITH A SHIT TON OF PAINT???? Also Che’nyas Boots are actually really cool. The detail on them is INSANE.

(Fun fact: If you looked at Glomas Azul from behind, the feathers make a jesters cap shape)

Favorite Candy? UGH AS A CHRONIC SWEETS PERSON I HATE TO CHOOSE BUT:

Chocolate Based: Reese’s or those fancy ass Liquor Chocolate Orb things.

Fruit Based: Hi-Chews and Fruit Tootsie Rolls.

Seasonal: Pumpkin Flavored ANYTHING. The only time I eat pie is Pumpkin pie (I have a vendetta against fruit chunks in dessets) or Peppermint stuff!

So Yea! What about you : D

HDGHGVJJHV I JUST REALIZED WE’RE MOOTS NOW?! I FEEL SO BLESSED BRO YOU LITERALLY INSPIRED ME TO WRITE TWST STUFF

As I’m literally losing my mind over this I’m gifting you this idea from the AU I found your account from (Nightfall) so here we go!

I chose the three characters I see you write the most recently so yea! Enjoy :D

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Memories.

They shape every part of our lives, what we eat, as we remember what we like, what we avoid, as we remember just the opposite. Their are ones that teach you and the ones that leave you smiling in reminiscence.

No matter how far you run, memories eternally follow you. Even a dementia patient retains bits of muscle memory.

And with the single shot of a gun, a good aimed stab to the heart, and years worth of memories can simply…disappear.

The only thing left of their memories within their perspective is pictures and words, now often locked within a phone. An escape to the days of old or simple entertainment anew.

Perhaps this is why Cater Diamond loves to take pictures when he arrives at the cafe, no matter how bloody his hands and suit may be as he walks in.

Dancing around the counter to reach towards you, to pull you in for a quick picture, leaving the blood of someone you never knew on your apron, he snaps a picture. Another as you deliver his overcomplicated order that no matter how filled it is, still remains a black coffee, staining the teeth of those who drink it.

Inviting you to Heartstabyls infamous casino, taking you to an exclusive high ranking area whilst he somehow is “unaware” someone’s memories become no longer only rooms away.

Just focus on him, yea?

Basking in the proximity, yet just as much worrying if one day you’ll be whose smile only remains on the glow of his screen.

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Perhaps the reason is the same for Lilia Vanrouge, as he appears suddenly behind you whilst you try to clean up the cafe, a tap on your shoulder to the left, a tap on your right, and suddenly your twirled around, a laugh unfitting to his appearance echoing through the room as he locks you in a waltz, humming a song nearly lost to time.

Say, dearie? Did you know of the song Daisy Belle? It was made in 1891, almost forgotten if not for it becoming the first synthesized song around 1961 or so by the machine known as an IMB 704. Its quite often used in horror movies now adays.

It goes something like this.

𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦, 𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦. 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜...

Calloused hands slip carefully around your waist as he moves you around, slipping the flower just mentioned into your hair, and with your eyes closed, you can’t see the blood stains on it from his little job before this visit.

He picked it at a strange place, one where the red adorning the once pure white flower was spilled.

𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦, 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢....

Although you giggle, he means that lyric with all his heart. You may never know of the fate of those who attempted to rob your quaint workplace, but he remembers the feel of a still beating heart clutched in hand.

And you may never know how much he is willing to give for you to remain by his side. He’d raze the city in your name, just say the word.

𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒.

Unless you wanted it to be, of course. He’s the Vice owner of Diasomnia, you know. Money has long since become no object.

Silver may be grown, but he doubts he would mind a new parent.

𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒...

The eyebrow raise he receives at that line proves you well aware of how untrue it is to him, but it’s just how the song goes, love. It was true, once upon a time. The life of poverty is not easily forgotten.

𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡, 𝑢𝑝𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑡~

A single deft hand dips you down , face still oh so close to those shining red eyes as he lightly brushes his thumb across the area near your eye, a small remainder of blood smearing with it.

𝑂𝑓 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑤𝑜~

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One could compare the memories of Jade Leech to the Bathypelagic zone. The darkest place in the ocean where no light reaches. All must glow on its own if it wishes to see.

So then, What exists within memories of Jade Leech?

Only one person truly knows the answer, and that is Jade Leech himself.

His twin comes close, obviously. But they have different tastes, as most twins do.

Unfortunately for you, my dear, you are within his tastes, and have infested his memories, a small shrimp beginning to adapt to the darkness, beginning to glow like that lights of the cafe at night.

No longer afraid or deterred when he asks for a napkin to clean a bloodied revolver, or batting an eye when Floyd joins him on one of his visits, covered in the life of atleast 20 men. Tiredly whipping out your phone to check if whatever plant Jade brought in this time was poisonous.

Staring down the barrel of a gun as a drunken fool attempts to rob this lovely sanctuary, putting on headphones and hiding in the back to tune out the sickening snap of each of the same fool’s bones.

In this Bathypelagic zone, you have begun to glow.

But does that same glow not attract other predators? A small shrimp in comparison to the unseen giants of the sea?

And Jade Leech is, ultimately, selfish. He wants that light for his own. Not just to remember it, but never have the need to do so.

A light, a light just for him in this abyss we call home.

The longest Moray eels are the Thyrsoidea macrurus. They grow to 3.5 meters, or 11.5 inches, but the largest ever recorded is 3.94 meters, or 13 feet. The largest shrimp? Penaeus monodon, 2.5 meters, or 10 inches.

No matter how big you may grow, he has just that extra inch or three, its far more than enough.

Enough for him to be one step ahead.

Enough to wrap himself around each part of your life.

Enough to suffocate any chance of escape.

Enough to keep that light for himself, Keep it hidden from all those grasping for it, so he may never lose the memory of it.

But don’t worry, no matter how hard times may get, the Nightfall will never go out of business. Although it may be relocated to Octavinelles headquarters.

(AGAIN SORRY FOR THE FACT IT LONG AF BUT HERE YOU GO!!! ENJOY!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!)

-BLUE / CHE’NYA NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE ANON

WE’RE MOOTS NOW YOU CAN’T ESCAPE- let me crawl into your nostrils and like roam around your brain because how are you always cooking???? You go HARD in my inbox every time holy shit-

You’re moots with me now you can’t run. :)))

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS??? Omg you didn’t have to- HEJWJWJWKWKHEJWJW

HEKWKWKWKWK HELP MY MORE FREQUENTLY WRITTEN CHARACTERS WKSNSKSKW HELP CATER AS THE NUMBER ONE??? CATER??? Pls you have to believe me Blue ( do you want me to call you that? Pronouns and preferred nickname pls!) I am so normal about him BUT NIGHTFALL AU THAT WAS AWHILE AGO AHAHAHAHAH-

THE MEMORIES??? HIM TAKING A PHOTO EVERYDAY IN CASE ONE DAY YOU AREN’T AROUND TO SEE HIM ANYMORE?? HIM JUST DANCING AROUND THE COUNTER AND GETTING LIKE BLACK COFFEE EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING…. Imagine if he tries to order something cute and the cafe owner gives him a coffee instead because like they’re so used to his normal order like-

Hkwkwkkwkskwkw BUT THIS WAS SO SWEET WTF… MEMORIES IM CRYING SOBBING CLAWING AT THIS MAN RAH-

LILIA JUST FULL OUT CONFESSING AND PROPOSING WITH A SONG USED IN A HORROR MOVIE??? THAT’S SO LIKE HIM VAMPY GUY WHAT THE FUCK-

THE WAY IT’S KIND OF SINISTER AND LIKE SWEET AT THE SAME TIME??? Bro what do you mean half crazy. You should be insane. Depraved. You can’t live without mc, go insane/j

HE WOULD RAZE A CITY FOR MC??? BRO LITERALLY IS SO WHIPPED. MC WANT A MARRIAGE? A CARRIAGE? BRO IS INSANE THE BLOOD SMEAR WAS SUCH A PERFECT TOUCH IM SCREAMINH CRYING ON MY KNEES OH MY GODS.

AND JADE??? JADE MF??? BRO??? THE WAY HES SLOWLY APPROACHING, BRO WAS LIKE A HUNTER ON THE HUNTER, SLOWLY GETTING MC ACCUSTOMED TO THE BLOOD THE GORE… THE WAY HE’S JUST SO SLYLY THERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I’M GOING TO SCREAM

THE WAY MC IS HIS LIGHT??? HIS LIGHT??? INSANEEEEEE SCREAMING CRYING BITTING THIS FIC. THE WAY HE HAS HEADPHONES TO NOT HEAR THE GUY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM GOING INSANE BRO CAN JUST LIKE HAVE MC ALL TO HIMSELF I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SM

DO NOR APOLOGISE FOR THE LENGTH IM GOING INSANE THANK YOU😭😭😭🙏🙏 PLS FEEL FREE TO CHAT WITH ME ANY TIME WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COOKING BLUE??? HSIEOWOW ALSO ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR ME LESGO: (no pressure)

1. Preferred name and pronouns

2. Fav twst characters and why (ramble. Go insane I need to hear this)

3. Favourite twst fit of all time and why-

4. NAME YOUR FAVOURITE CANDY OF ALL TIME. THIS IS CRUCIAL.

Blue being haunted by Lilia via Giant Lilia Plush: The Saga feat my amazing friends on discord.

(Too Lazy to retype this so screenshots from Discord convo, if any of the people in it want me to take this down or block out anything say the word)

To add to the Saga my only (other then plushies) twist merch is a RANDOMIZED BLIND BOX I got at Christmas and

I can’t escape this fucking family bro.

I also got Adeuce in the extras. I have TWO Grim plushes. And Therapeutic experience against my will at a boarding school. And have already almost died a ton of times and have a wild talent for befriending a wide range of people (including through a whole ass language barrier. TWICE)

If I go missing I probably got hit by a Black Carriage Hearse at this point. These were the warning signs.

(Dw team I’m not stupid I know thats quite literally impossible but damn thats alot of coincidences)

I CAN TOTALLY SEE IT

“Now, the Second Prince of the Sunset Savanna is said to be one of the grumpiest and most violent animals when woken up prematurely, capable of turning even the strongest people into sand within seconds if you’re not careful.

As you can see, he’s napping right now, so I’ve set up 4 speakers around him, each programed to play the Barbie Theme song in about 2 minutes.

I’m a trained professional in combat, but you probably aren’t, so don’t try this next part at home kids!”

TWST Incorrect Quotes #1

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Lilia, breaking in to the house: “C’mon you old cunt we’re going on an adventure! : D “

Baul: “How bout’ get fucked mate.”

Lilia, dragging him out of the door by his collar: “How about you’re a wanker :) “

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Just thought of another set.

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Yuu- Was the unofficial dorm therapist in my dorm in boarding school, and somehow ended up being the only girl in my grade at one point.

There was also a cat that followed me around everywhere and once sat outside the science classroom meowing at me.

Bonus 1: My friend once invited me all the way to her apartment in fucking Florida with her for a long weekend just because she felt like it.

Bonus 2: I twice befriended someone on vacation as a kid that didn’t speak any language I knew and I didn’t speak theirs. The first was a French boy who was also on vacation at the time (I was 5-6 I think?) , and the Second was an Costa Rican Girl who’s parents ran the restaurant of the place we were staying (I was 8 I think?)

I played Fire Boy and Water Girl with her, a game based on teamwork and communication, while not being able to communicate.

(General) Lilia: We had a chicken coup of chickens we hatched for a science class and made the coup for home ec, with there were 5 black feathered chickens and 4 with assorted shades of golden brown.

I was coming in to feed them for a friend and I found one of the black feathered ones (Karen, who was really annoying tbh, once attacked my ankle when I tried to fix the fence.) was literally beheaded on the ground outside of the coup. All the chickens still in the coup were fine.

But nope, not Karen, she was beheaded.

I was really tired so I just kinda looked down, decided it was too early to deal with a murder, walked around the body, filled the feeder, walked back to the stable, left a sticky note that just said : “Karen fucking died.” And went back to my dorm.

Bonus. 1: In trying to find a water source at like midnight so we could get water to filter, I sat on a dirt road and lead the other group to it by listening for its location and giving them the directions. It worked to my surprise and later on misery because they kept making me do that at other campsites as a last resort.

Also once someone accidentally held a knife to my throat by accident and I just stared blankly back at them. I literally can’t remember why the hell I did that but apparently it scared the shit out of the others.

Bonus 2: When me and the camping group got groundstruck by lightning in the middle of no where in the woods, me and the only other person still capable of movement had to find our way back on a big time limit bcs the youngest member in our group had gotten flung into the camp fire. The Guides ended up in some trees and another group member ended up in the wood pile.

We also once had to filter water that was so muddy it was near pitch ass black. I did not trust it but since that happened on my last day I just rationed the rest of my water.

Bonus 3: My older sister discovered I am apparently very strong (and can see that sadly I’m also short and smol) and proceeded to always make me carry her large and/or heavy items, especially through doors because i’m short and tiny enough that if its big, I don’t get stuck trying to get it through or need someone to hold it with me so its lower down.

She also makes me carry everything if I’m shopping with her, and I mean everything. I’ll end up holding 2 Watermelons, a bag of clothes and/or makeup, spices, a whole chicken, etc.

Once I genuinely forgot to take some of the purchases out of my bag, which at the time was the same I used for school, and ended up pulling out 4 full blocks of different kinds of cheese mild Honors English, said “Shit.” and just casually put them back.

Apparently one of my childhood friends actually witnessed this and until I introduced myself he just knew me as “Cheese Block Girl.”

Fun Fact: I fucking hate raw cheese, any kind. Just no wtf why are you eating wax textured Milk Mold.

Bonus 4: Scared the living shit out of this drunk bachelor party that happened to be doing an escape room with me and my mom-

(If you had two or less people, you were placed with a random group)

-By doing the entire thing by myself because I got tired of waiting, then at the end you were supposed to get this sword and stab it into a book, and for some reason they put a whole ass real metal sword in there, so these poor drunk men are standing around waiting for me to come out because my mom told them I finished it

Then boom, this tiny 11 year old comes out with a fucking metal sword and screams “ON GUARD!”

Bro they literally parted the way for me I felt so damn cool.

Bonus 5 : I went to a renaissance fair with a good friend and beat a ton of people in a (fake weapons) sword fight. I was also in heels and bitch even I don’t know how I didn’t trip.

Also I met a guy who had 12 replica Flintlocks and 2 Blunderbuss’s, he somehow attached all 12 flintlocks his vest and wore it.

Najima: My sister was having a party, and I made my Russian Roulette Cupcakes without telling her they were Russian Roulette Cupcakes (More or less they are party game I made, except I ironically rarely attend parties.)

Basically, lets say you have 12 cupcakes, 5 are filled with good stuff, like chocolate mousse, or marshmallow fluff. 5 are filled with bad stuff, which is usually just whatever edible sourcesI can find in the kitchen that should never be legally allowed in a cupcake , Like Sardines, Pico, Mayo, etc.

Then 2 are “Big Bangs” , one is several good fillings mixed together, and the other is an abomination to mankind.

My older sister kicked me out of the room I was in last minute to have this party, so it was my revenge by only telling one of them what the cupcakes actually were and getting him to agree not to snitch that some were bad but make sure nobody gets something their allergic to.

Giving those cupcakes to tipsy College students and watching them eat them was a comedy act in of itself.

Bonus : Unintentionally started a school wide manhunt after using a giant highlighter I found on a random desk and forgetting to return it, and apparently the teacher it belonged to, who I didn’t have, was pissssseed.

I don’t know what exactly happened, but one of my friends had him and a week after I took it by accident he said he was so tired of the teacher interrogating them about it that he was contemplating just buying him a new one. Other conversations I overheard had people sounding down right homicidal, like “When I catch the guy that stole that stupid fucking highlighter-“

I literally just sat there like, In the words of John Mulaney :”Did I do that?”

I never returned it out of fear, and since I wasn’t even in his class I wasn’t a suspect.

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OK THATS PROBABLY IT FOREVER BUT WHO KNOWS.

BYE :3

Stupid Shit I’ve done/Gotten myself into by accident/been dragged into as Twisted Wonderland Characters:

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Ace : Heard my sister screaming bloody murder downstairs and didn’t do shit because I assumed she was watching a horror movie. Turns out there was a fire in the oven.

Bonus: Sniped my friend in the eye from across the Cafeteria with a Ketchup Packet, Meant to hit his glasses, but he repositioned them at the last second.

Deuce: Answered Maine four times on a Historical Geography test and was wrong all four times.

Cater: Threw my phone out of the window in a panic after seeing one of my Idols followed me back.

Bonus : Accidentally convinced a transfer camper from Wales I was from London after I quoted something in the accent to myself in the showers and was too awkward to tell them I wasn’t when they struck up the conversation.

(I am from America, and the camp is in America.)

Trey: Accidentally created a puddle of Dark Red Icing and Stepped in it four times in a row while making a cake at 2 am.

Bonus : Befriended and helped out the owner of a French Bakery down the street when they started out, they ended up becoming really popular (rightfully so, her stuff is amazing) and now I either get free shit and/or Friends and Family Discounts.

Riddle : I have read the dictionary on multiple occasions out of sheer boredom.

Bonus: I once read the bible and marked down verses. Im not religious I just needed to win an argument.

Leona: Slept through an earthquake and 3 ambulances coming to my house bcs my sister was hurt.

Ruggie: Waited for families going inside to pass by and asked them to hold the door for me so I could sneak into a VIP rooms for free food. (Usually only at fancy hotels but luckily this strategy is flexible when your 5’2 with a baby face.)

Jack: Used to Smash open large rocks containing Crystals or Quartz at the beach as a kid, and now I have a large collection of them.

Bonus: I have extremely good hearing, to the point I hear into the negative decibels up to -15 - -20 (according to the audiologist this is rare but i literally don’t know shit about audio and decibels) so my old dormmates used to try and bribe me to tell them what I heard about certain things or themselves.

Bonus 2: Almost got shot by an illegal hunter while in the woods with my sister.

Floyd : Cracked my skull open at the pool, lost consciousness for a few seconds and woke up in the water calling for help, then got confused on why I was calling for help.

Bonus : A Sea lion once came up to me while I was scuba diving and did little circles, bumped its snout on my mask and just followed me the whole time in a very gleeful manner as a temporary homie.

Bonus 2: Apparently ate / took bites of my moms library books as a little kid (????) according to the librarian.

Jade: Taught myself to untie my hands with my hands behind my back, tie by hands behind my back with my hands behind my back, deciphered, translated and memorized a fictional hieroglyphic language, Read from Act 1 to Act 6 of Homestuck, and accidentally discovered how to disguise Chocolate Ice Cream as Pistachio; all within the span of 2 weeks. (I had covid and was A-Symptomatic)

Bonus : Lived in the Woods for 7 months (in total), had a large bag of mica and Almost Drowned in a tent when there was no moving water nor rain. (Basically, I was asleep, Woke up underwater, nearly went back to bed, then shot out of my tent screaming “My Tent Titanticed!” )

(It was like 3 am don’t judge me)

Azul: Somehow ended up with $2200 dollars in $100s in Monopoly at the end of the game. Also have been stuck between two identical twins while talking with both and boi that shits TRIPPY. (I also almost died with them later but it was fine)

Bonus: I lived on a middle of fuck knows where island during the spring and summer up until covid, yet I absolutely despise eating fish or Shellfish, and the smell often makes me nauseous.

(Bonus 2: I love shiny things, but very specifically fancy looking keys. I also had a weird obsession with signing a shiny contract after watching Ariel. Another tiny thing Is I own a Flotsam and Jetsam Scarf which I chuck around when Floyd or Jade pisses me off ingame.)

Kalim : Got distracted by a cool leaf while at a fancy resort in Xatapa, Mexico, and waddled off from my parents and explored around to try and find more, somehow managed to get extremely far and ended up lost in a whole different city for 6 hours while trying to find my way back.

Bonus 1: I had an obsession with Kiwis for awhile as a kid, and our neighbors house had a Pangium tree that reached over to our yard. (It was planted before either families moved in so we didn’t know) I thought it was some kind of strange Kiwi and ate one. I didn’t like it and was like “Oh maybe its not ripe” and waited 3-5 months then tried it again, same reaction, repeat process one more time.

I went to my parents out of curiosity and asked them what it was, and so after some process I am unaware of but I think my mom brought one of the fruits somewhere, we discovered what it was.

Pangium contains Fatal amounts of Cyanide if not properly prepared. I was fine but for the love of anything please don’t try eating it like little me did.

Bonus 2: I’ve Almost died more times than I can count on both hands and feet. Im not an heir or something fancy I just have wackass luck.

Jamil: Once had to talk my sister out of jumping off a tour boat because our cousin dared her to.

Bonus : Managed to make French Toast in the middle of the woods with Dehydrated Milk, Cinnamon, Three Eggs I stole, and a loaf of bread we got once a month. Also made 3 kinds marinated chicken in the middle of the woods.

(My Cooking Style is literally “just trust me bro.” I’m like Lilia except it actually works and is edible)

Epel : Whenever we went applepicking at my Grandfathers house, I’d climb into the trees and throw or pass the apples down. Sometimes I actually wish I could sit in trees more often shits comfy.

Bonus: My Mom was a Champion Horseback Rider as a kid, and sometimes took us to this Dude Ranch I shall not name for my own privacy, but I’d run around with this group of kids and this one herding dog like a damn movie protagonist, sometimes go riding horses, or the one time we stole a tractor and near crashed it (THE REGRETS I STILL HAVE-) etc.

The WHIPLASH from that to going back to a whitewashed Northeast suburban town is insane.

Rook: My Cousins and I, and sometimes the kids at the priorly mentioned ranch, would play the most intense games of manhunt (basically really intense hide n seek at night) ,

I mean wearing camo if you had it, alliances, little dollar store walkie-talkies, code words, binoculars, climbing in trees or hiding in bushes/tall grasses/Hay to “scout”.

I hid in a large pot/vase more than once and another time on a roof, and (ONLY ONCE, DO NOT DO THIS IM STUPID) under a car.

I still remain the top in last man standing points. Mostly bcs I’m stingy with rescues but shhh

Vil - Accidentally poured a lot of liquid eyeliner into my eye, was literally crying out Eyeliner for 30 minutes. Also taught myself to run and jump in heels as a kid because I thought it looked cool in movies.

Ortho : Unknowingly was Hacking my Elementary School Databank for several years,

I genuinely thought it was normal to go on the school website, press a few buttons and be able to find a friends address if I had a playdate and needed to tell my mom where the house was, a parents phone number if needed communication with my friends parents , and mostly ignored the other general info.

I didn’t even know I did this until my dad told me a few months ago that I almost got suspended for it but by the time they found out it was the end of my last year there. ;—;

Idia: Accidentally acquired both a Nahida and Eula in Genshin and was genuinely annoyed at the time, they are now my most powerful DPS’s…

Bonus : I own a shit ton of original Japanese first edition Pokemon Cards my cousin gave me, (they are probably worth more than me which is neat), and I have a giant pile of Pokemon plushies I have infact fallen asleep on or in on multiple occasions.

Bonus 2: I was playing Breath of the Wild, and my very first thing I did after getting off the plateau was beeline for the castle. I actually got all the way up and took out 2 blights but the Wind one kicked my ass.

Bonus 3: Got confessed to and asked out by a guy I did not like nor knew very well, and I panicked, said “Maybe, Sorry no.” And ran into a wall. Also have crawled through a chute to avoid an awkward situation as a kid (do not recommend its dusty and definitely not safe)

Bonus 4: Once didn’t sleep for 5 days.

Malleus : Accidentally attended a Private Party and a Private Funeral in the same week. I was not invited nor knew anyone present. Stayed there for most of it because I was too nervous to say I wasn’t supposed to be there. Whoop.

Bonus: Got nicknamed the “Trip Curse.” By my Old Dormmates because everytime I went on a trip with them everything seemed to go to shit or get hella chaotic.

Bonus 2: Another camping one: Once woke up at night with a shit ton of fireflies just chilling in my tent. It was serene but also I genuinely thought I was hallucinating for a few minutes.

Lilia: Literally will hang upside down anywhere I can, its so fun bro.

Bonus : I know an extremely large amount of useless historical information, and once genuinely realized I know more about poison than what flour and eggs are used for in baking.

Silver : Once befriended a wild horse ( Im like 90% sure he was a Chestnut).

I called him Clover the Dog like horse because he was honestly just a golden retriever in the body of a horse.

This is great and theres alot of sweet moments, but then theres the times you have a giant horse galloping full speed at you for attention or trying to nudge you affectionately and nearly pushing you into a creek in the process.

Sebek: Got groundstruck by lightning once. Also I am often told I have a loud voice.

Che’nya : a good friend of mine and I have an inside joke at school where if we see eachother through a window (my school has alot of indoor windows for some reason?), we’ll text the other “Behind you.” Or “To your left.”

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Theres more things I can think of but I have run out of characters and this is getting too long, so ye!

IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT :D

Heyo! Its Che’nya Anon again!

So I’ve been seeing your Deity AU and my brain is back again to put it into a Open World RPG (+ Hidden Otome Routes obviously ) Format!

Why? Maybe I’m insane, probably. Is it obvious I relate to Idia a shit ton? Anyway, Here goes:

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Your journey begins in a big town, not big enough for a city, exactly, but not overly obsolete.

Many different ecosystems exist nearby, strangely enough. flower filled wildlands, A Savanna, the Ocean side, a small desert, a beautiful forest, and more.

By interacting with NPC’s, or just running around the map, you can find Shrines.

If you choose to have NPC’s tell you rumors, each NPC respectfully tells their own.

After all, history is often jumbled as it passes through time.

The Lawyer and the Gambler speak of four, or perhaps five shrines in the flowery wonderland—Ah, I mean Wildland. Some even say a sixth exists, but it could be not all there itself anymore, y’know?

If you manage to get on their good side, the Gym Trainer and A Man in the Alley tell of Ruins lost to the Savanna’s Sand. Some even say a Prince with ears of a Lion resides in one.

Perhaps the Merchant and the Fisherman may tell of Shrines that the ocean breeze always reaches…er..or so they heard. Oh! Before you leave, would you like to buy the catch of the day? Its Shrimp, if you’re interested.

Ask the Bank Teller or the Snake Caretaker, and they may share a tale of two shrines among the desert sands. Some say an amassment of treasure lies within one. A Cave of Wonders, if you will.

Ponder about the shrines to the Farmer or the Hairdresser, and they might tell you about something they heard going around the block, apparently, a shrine dedicated to a Deity of Beauty lies deep within the woods.

Find the Gamer, the Mechanic or the Miner, and if you’re lucky, they’ll show you a lead to a long forgotten underground shrine. I mean, if you’re walking down to hell, might aswell find a rest stop, right?

Finally, the Historian with Strange Red eyes may just mention a set of shrines up the mountain where many are too frightened to go. A lonely deity sits at the top. Or so they say, not like he would 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 know, my dear.

Now, grabbing a few things before, you embark on your journey.

In the Wildlands, the first shrine’s you likely happen upon are a set of two.

The Deity of Mischief and Righteousness, and The Deity of Honesty and, once, if rumors held true, Hand to Hand Combat aswell.

Both shared one thing they ruled upon: Loyalty. Or so the near destroyed inscription says

When you enter, it’s quite easy to notice certain differences. One side has a Cool Palette, Blues and Greys, While the other bombards the eye with Reds and Oranges. Both have Black running down the middle and edges, proving the shrines building to be one in the same.

Ah! One thing, dear player: Everytime you clean a temple, Set (Correct to Deity) Offerings, and light an incense or two, you gain one of three..

Oh, hm, strange, Did you set it to 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 romantic route for most? No? Ah, Must be a Glitch.

Anywhom, you gain Affection, Loyalty and Favor points. Certain deities will only physically appear once you reach certain levels of each, all differing dependent on the deity.

If I may, just another quick tip, I promise, I would recommend using whatever clues you may find to choose wisely on which offerings and scents of incense you bring, you can loose or gain extra points with this.

So, back to our travels, These two have the easiest set to earn the points, and their physical blessings can be quite useful to reach the other temples and Shrines. Sharper Reflexes and Stamina respectively.

Ace, you soon learn, is as his title suggests, a mischief maker, where as his Counterpart, Deuce, is more straightforward and kind.

Whenever you show at the shrine, Deuce is immediately at your side, like a loyal canine friend, whereas Ace takes his sweet time, lounging around, quite like a cat.

Both often spend time trying to earn your favor (and possibly attention) while you’re there, usually ending in bickering or teasing with you as the rope in their tug of war.

Sometimes, you’ll see a German Shepherd and its Fox..cat..thing(???) Companion following you around town while you run errands, getting into little squabbles here and there, leaving you to break them up.

The two deities got strangely sheepish when you mentioned they reminded you of them, but maybe it’s nothing.

Oh! Perhaps try keeping the two of spades and ace of hearts cards they gift you in your pocket, it may prove useful to summon them outside of the shrine if you’re in need of help, or just simply a fun day of hijinks.

The next shrine is located much further off from the others, the cerulean glow of the night sky framing it by the time you make your way there.

The Deity of Vocal Influence and Masks, often prayed to in hopes of success in public speech, important discussions or trade deals.

Once you enter, it seems gloomy before you turn the flashlight from your phone on.

Marble white pillars with diamond symbols hold the falling temple together, and if you listen close, perhaps you may hear a guitar, playing a solemn tune.

Unfortunately, this version of the shrine you may only see once per play through. After this, the Deity’s llusion will take affect.

As you finish cleaning and setting your incense and offering, the weariness brought by your travel here gets to you, and a short nap turns into an overnight stay in the hollowness of the shrine.

Once you awaken, the shrine brims with light, its gloomy atmosphere now replaced by a cheeriness that feels unnatural, or maybe thats just the mold speaking.

Cater, you may just learn, will appear in any photo you take, even if the shrine itself has not reached a reveal level yet. If you leave a camera as an offering, you will find it filled with many beautiful photos, and a selfie of his here and there.

He is a charismatic deity, joking around, discussing many things yet nothing all at once, and quite loves to hear of whatever modern drama, celebrity or otherwise, you can find. Play a drama movie or show on your phone and bring a snack to share. He’ll likely be more invested in it than you are by the end of your visit.

You’ll soon discover you may just be better at talking to others then before, or find diamond themed items to bring you good luck.

Oh and, Is it just me, or has that orange hare always followed you to work? No? Huh, weird.

If you smell a sweet, freshly baked dessert like smell while traveling, or a bear seemingly trying to lead you somewhere, follow it, and you’ll find a shrine almost camouflaged amongst the trees.

Clover’s surround the inside and out, and the Deity of the Hearth surely knows how to make the shrine feel homey.

The greens and browns bring an almost earthy feel to it, large oak trees piecing through the cracks in the walls, and an old kitchen far in the back.

Strangely, there seems to be a freshly baked treat, your favorite, waiting for you the day after you clean up the shrine and leave your first offering.

It tastes nostalgic, in a way. As if you were experiencing it for the first time again. You speak a thanks out loud to what you see as nothing, but don’t worry, it was heard.

You’ll see many bears around the area, but there is nothing to fear.

If anything, they are quite helpful, bringing you the broom you couldn’t seem to find, giving you a small bouquet of clovers, showing you where a recipe book just perfectly fitting your tastes seemed loosely buried, or letting you rest your weary head on their soft fur.

If someone were to bear (ha) any ill intent towards you, following you through the woods, whether you are aware or not, these bears will not be as kind.

Soon, you will meet their guardian, and the Deity of this Shrine: Trey.

He’s caring, always willing to listen to your woes, and give advice, or lend a hand. With housework for example, or uh, well it seems like it was him, anyway. How else did the dishes get done on their own, or the fresh ingredients find their way onto the kitchen counter?

Originally, you may struggle to open the largest of the shrines, but look to its shadow, and you’ll find an arrow pointing up a tree.

On that tree, a Grinning Bobcat leisurely lays in the shade, coax it down, and it will lead you to an upside down shrine.

The Deity of the Shrine resides over Reality and Illusion, rumored to be one of the most powerful, yet tricky deities to deal with.

Trippy is truly the only way to describe this shrine, it’s almost difficult to believe yourself sober once you waltz in, furniture upon the walls and ceiling, arrows pointing in every which directions, fake doors, and finally, hypnotic swirls of lavender, baby blue and bright pops of magenta that end up leaving your poor eyes in pain.

Many, I mean MANY feline creatures have taken host to this shrine, from the small tabby to even..is that actually a Cheetah? Nope, you must be seeing things.

Cats will soon become part of your daily life, whether you’re a fan or not. You never realized just how many stray cats live in your area until now, as they’re following you around in a mass group or watching from the shadows.

Sometimes, you’ll find one bringing you a wad of cash from who knows where just when you didn’t have the money for a snack, or someone who was a tad too rude to you showing up with more cat scratches then one could count the next day.

Che’nya, or Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker, if you were able to catch that, is just as strange as his shrine, often giving you a riddle or two the second you walk in, and dropping a cat pun in nearly every conversation.

Sometimes, he’ll appear behind you and spook you, catching you before you hit the ground while laughing happily, fluffy tail leisurely wrapping around your torso.

Eventually, He’ll help you to the entrance of the large shrine, only to vanish into thin air the next moment.

The final shrine of the wildlands has Osiria Roses growing in crevices and corners, but despite the elegant roses, cute hedgehogs and gold trimmed pillars, the air within the shrine exerts a feeling of pressure and raw power upon first entry.

You have entered the Shrine of the Deity of Order, you do not know the rules here, but you must abide by them. Tread Carefully.

One of the most difficult shrine to earn points for, but one of the easiest to earn a reveal level for as unlike the others, no, a simple clean and offering will not do, and if you do it purposefully wrong, he’ll reveal himself intending to tell you off, then seemingly thinking better of it, vanishing once more.

Although he has reflected in his many years of solitude, some habits are simply hard to break. So work with him a little.

He’s one of the surprisingly shyer deities, sending a flamingo to deliver you letters and a rose instead of talking to you directly in the beginning. As you send them to and fro, you slowly learn more about him, and with a little time, you will learn his name.

Riddle. A strange name, but everyone in the wildlands is strange, really.

Sometimes, he’ll join you in tending to the hedgehogs, telling each name he gave them, or read aloud to you if you bring a book, sometimes dropping his own commentary on the protagonist if they sufficiently annoy him enough.

Should you run into any legal issues, and happen to offhandly mention this, you seemingly are always dealt the winning hand, per se.

Be it your bad boss, an ex-lover, or even someone with more money then sense, if they can be found guilty of any crime, they will be.

(This is getting kind of long and it’s near midnight in my timezone, so I’ll cut it off here for now! I referenced some of the fics you wrote aswell! I might write more of this in your inbox if you’re ok with that! Enjoy : D )

CHE’NYA ANON THIS IS INSANE I LOVE IT???? BRO I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ADD TO IT, SORRY ITS BEEN MARINATING IN MY ASKBOX FOR SO LONG😭😭😭

YOU SHOULD WRITE YOUR OWN FIC ON THIS AT THIS POINT- MAKE THIS A GAME OH MY GOODNESS… CHE’NYA ANON YOU COME INTO MY INBOX AND COOK EVERYTIME I AM LEFT FLABBERGASTED HEISNSMSMSM

@ceruleancattail This reminded me of your AU :)

Naga Jamil

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