I Miss That Time When Burning Books Was Just A Thing Of Fanatic Christians Or Nazis, And It Was Seen

Me: Ok, i like Carmilla from Castlevania séries, lets try reading the book. People call it a romance-

*Reads 3 resumes and watch a vídeo because i couldnt find a PDF nor have the money to read it physical*

Me: ... Is this really a romance? Because if People find Carmilla and Laura relationship good...

I worry some opinions about it.

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Short history: Pamper

*Its a normal day in the house of the 4 witches. Jaune got a job in a nearby Village, and today he is back from work. But for some reason, Blake is staring at Jaune with a cold stare in the form of a cat, and giving him a cold shoulder. And Jaune dont know why.*

Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...

Faunus Witch Blake: ...

Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?

Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*

Jaune: Did i said something wrong?

Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.

Jaune: What? Why?

Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!

*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*

Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.

*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*

Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.

Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.

Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.

Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-

Blake: Jaune.

*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*

Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?

Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.

Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.

Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...

Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.

Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?

*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*

Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.

*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*

Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!

Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!

Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!

Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.

Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.

Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?

Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...

Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?

Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.

Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?

Blake: Maybe...

Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-

Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.

Jaune: O-ok...

Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.

Jaune: Aye aye, captain.

Blake: Good boy.

*And so, our boy Jaune just had a very normal day. With lots of pampering for Blake this time. But only time will say what other next surprises will come for them.*

*Good night and i see you next time.*

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A Nom Sequel

Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.

Wolf!Jaune: No.

Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!

Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.

Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.

Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*

Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.

Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?

Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!

Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 4: Merry Christmas

Jaune: Ah, its Christmas time. *He says while watching The Snow falling* Witches celebrate Christmas?

Weiss: We actually celebrate The Yule day.

Ruby: Its where most Christmas traditions come from! *Being held by Blake to put the star on The Tree*

Jaune: So It Will be my First Yule then. We still get presents, right?

Weiss: Not from your kind of Santa.

Jaune: I see. And How about Yang? She is coming?

Ruby: I think she is still trying to get used to you. Because, you know. Being the mate of all 4 of us.

Blake: And you are a Witch Hunter and we... Well, we are Witches.

Jaune: Yeah... Oh, i think i have an ideia!

Weiss: And you are gonna Tell us?

Jaune: Nope. But i Will show you all, this night.

*later that night...*

Yang: Im home. *She notices Jaune near the other 3 in the Fireplace, wearing a yellow sweater.* and you still are Alive.

Jaune: Y-yang! I wanted to give you one thing. *he takes a box from the tree.* Happy Yule or something similar... Im still trying to get used to this.

*Yang raises an eyebrow, suspicious.*

Jaune: The others already have opened their presents. *Ruby shows a hat and a suitcase. Blake shows a book and Weiss shows a New bain for her Sword* Weiss made this Sweater for me.

Weiss: I thought he wanted to be cozy this Winter *blushes*

Jaune: And Ruby made me a new weapon set.

Ruby: Now he is ready for The fight.

Jaune: And Blake Gave me a book of magical species.

Blake: So he can understand us more.

Yang: Hm. And what you Will Give me?

*She opens The gift box, and sees a small Black suitcase, where It opens Into a red clothed Space.*

Jaune: Its a box to guard your gauntlets. Its Very strong so It can pack a punch. *snorts* Got It? Pack a punch?

Yang: ... *Tears start flowing*

Jaune: W-what?! Are you crying?!

Yang: Your joke...

Jaune: What?

Yang: *she starts crying and laughing* You made this perfect gift and mixed with a joke so funny! Pack a punch! Hahahahah!

*The 4 look at Yang with a confused look, before they start looking at her with a Surprised face and kisses Jaune in The lips, hugging him.*

Yang: I really loved It, Pretty Boy. Thank you.

Jaune: You're welcome. *he hugs her back, looking up* Oh. Its a Mistletoe.

Yang: A Mistletoe?

Jaune: Y-yeah. If two people are Under one, They must Kiss. And we kissed!

Ruby: So now its my turn!

Weiss: Your turn? Its actually my turn on kissing!

Blake: Fools, i got The best present so im next.

Yang: Wait a minute, im still Under The Mistletoe! So These lips are still Mine! *She grabs Jaune face, kissing him once again*

Ruby: No Fair! You kissed him 2 times already!

*The 4 girls got into a fight right after that, but It eventually things got more tranquil as They decided to share Jaune for themselves. It was a good night after this.*

*and what Yang gave to Jaune? A New bed, so If he wanted to Sleep some time alone, he could. But unfortunally, The girls liked to Sleep with him by their Side...*

Merry Christmas everyone

Wait, People mistreated Phee in the Bad Bach Fandom?!

I really loved her what is wrong with People?

the theme is star wars women of color who deserved better

This is so fucking True. Oh so many histories without an ending...

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?

Yep. She did.

This is literally me when i received 2 fanarts of my dragonheart fanfic.

Reblog if you are a fic writer who welcomes moodboards, playlists, remixes, art and any other type of gift based on your stories.

YESSSSS

Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.

For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.

Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.

Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.

Short White Knight: Sometimes, a hug can make your day better.

Jaune opens The Door. Its still 8pm but he feels like all weight of the world is on his shoulders. Work on Beacon today was harsh.

Jaune: Im home.

Weiss: Welcome home. *she comes from The bedroom, kissing Jaune in the cheek* How was work today?

Jaune: Tiring. *He puts his mallet beside The Sofa.* I feel so tired... This was a very bad day.

Weiss: How so?

Jaune: First someone tried to steal The mallet, then i had to deal with Cardin, and Yang accidentaly punched my guts and-

suddenly, Weiss hugs Jaune. He looks at her confused, until she says:

Weiss: Ruby always says a hug can make a day go better. *she looks at him* How do you feel?

Jaune: To be honest? *He hugs her back* i think i need more time like this.

Weiss Smiles, as Jaune lifts her from The ground, hugging her with need. They dont care about how many time they are like this. They just care about embracing and comforting eachother.

They just want to be happy.