This. I Explain Later, But Its Something So... Dark.

slight orrection to that last anon’s ask: gyra (the male pokemon in a relationship with his trainer) was not a gallade, but a male gardevoir.

which makes this funnier (in a horrible way), because lily hates gallade for being “unnecessary” and claims that it only exists because people can’t accept that gardevoir can be male. and yet the only male gardevoir in her comic is in an illegal relationship, is traumatically separated from his partner by the main protagonist, and spends the rest of his days suicidally depressed in a sanctuary— all in service of comic!lily’s backstory. he doesn’t even appear in the comic outside of a passing mention during the lead-up to bonnie, and no one appears to be remotely sympathetic to his situation.

according to the wiki, apparently comic!lily told g about him, but she made it all about how the nikolai/gyra case made her re-evaluate her perspective on pokemon/trainer relationships.

There's also a thing from The old blog of hers that it was a full scene she wrote where C!Lily basically preaches to a girl and a Gardevoir how their relationship was actually abusive even if it was all consented because it was a "Power Play", like even if they loved eachother she was her trainer and she was a pokemon "Enslaved" by her, so even if there was a real relationship its still abusive. So she literally threatens to give them the same fate Gyra had if they dont break the bond and if she not release her Gardevoir in 24 hours, and when the Gardevoir tried to fight back G just did a Syir and while holding her throat with her claws reinforces what lily said.

I need to find the print on my gallery but its a very big hipocrisy from her.

DID YOU KNOW THIS IN BRAZILIAN FOLKLORE?

There's a history in Brazilian Folklore called Zé Malandro, one of the histories compiled in the book "Contos de Enganar a Morte" (tales to deceive Death), a book that tells histories about People who tried to cheat on Death.

On the final of the book, there's the history of Zé Malandro, a man who is known of being a very smart and tricky bastard. In the history he is visited by Saint Peter, who wants to save his soul, so he gives to Zé 3 Wishes. Zé then spends the 3 Witches in 3 magical Itens:

1-A Mango Tree wich anyone who climb it will be stuck until he lets The person leaves;

2-A Bench wich anyone who Sit on it will be unable to get up until he lets The Person leaves;

3-A Bag big enough to trap 2 People inside of it, and anyone inside of it wont be able to get out until he lets The Person leaves.

So he lived his life normally, and Death arrived. So he asked for his last wish, wich was a mango from The tree in his Garden. When death climbed The Tree, she got stuck in there for days, until she promised to give to Zé Malandro more years of Life. And only then he let her go.

Years passed, Death decided not to come in fear of falling in another trick, so who she asked for help?

Exactly. The Devil. She asked The Devil to go talk to Zé Malandro and take him to Hell, but Zé Malandro asked for a last card game before going to hell. When The Devil sat on the bench to play The card game, he got stuck and stayed in there for months until he promised to let Zé Malandro Live for some more years. And only then Zé Malandro let him go. So when The Devil Went back to Hell, he met a very angry woman awaiting for him.

His WIFE.

She was angry not only that he left for months but also that he let a human get the best on him. So she said that now they both would get Zé Malandro and drag him to Hell.

However, Zé Malandro left a trap for them both: an open Window, where they Fell inside...

The BAG.

Both the Devil and his Wife got trapped inside The Bag and Zé Malandro beat them with a stick for days until they decided to leave him Alone. So when Zé Malandro opened The bag both The Devil and his wife fled to Hell running to Never came back.

One day then, Zé Malandro decided to die. But when he Went to heaven, Saint Peter kicked him out saying he rejected salvation and a place in heaven just for 3 magical itens. When he went to hell, The Devil closed The Door on his face and both him and his wife screamed:

FUCK OFF!

So with no place to go, Zé Malandro came back to Life and just spend his days with his 3 magical itens, playing cards, drinking booze and Making friends. Like an Immortal Grandpa.

I just love this history because its so fucking funny. An old dude beat both The devil family and death at the same time.

How would this go in Hazbin? I really wanna know.

WATCHING DUNGEON MESHI I AM

And im impressed about the Brazilian Dubbing team for the main characters

I wont show all characters the Brazilian Dubbing Cast is famous in voicing, but i will show the most famous ones in the list in Dublapedia.wiki.

Here it goes Part 1

1-LAIOS: Subaru Natsuki (RE:Zero), Conner Kent (Superman All Stars)

2-Marcille: Rem (RE:Zero), Aira (Dandadan)

3-Senshi: Plâncton, Nappa and Hercule

So i have been thinking in doing an voting poll

This will be a first try so lets go

Short White Knight: Sometimes, a hug can make your day better.

Jaune opens The Door. Its still 8pm but he feels like all weight of the world is on his shoulders. Work on Beacon today was harsh.

Jaune: Im home.

Weiss: Welcome home. *she comes from The bedroom, kissing Jaune in the cheek* How was work today?

Jaune: Tiring. *He puts his mallet beside The Sofa.* I feel so tired... This was a very bad day.

Weiss: How so?

Jaune: First someone tried to steal The mallet, then i had to deal with Cardin, and Yang accidentaly punched my guts and-

suddenly, Weiss hugs Jaune. He looks at her confused, until she says:

Weiss: Ruby always says a hug can make a day go better. *she looks at him* How do you feel?

Jaune: To be honest? *He hugs her back* i think i need more time like this.

Weiss Smiles, as Jaune lifts her from The ground, hugging her with need. They dont care about how many time they are like this. They just care about embracing and comforting eachother.

They just want to be happy.

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

Damn. The way it is described... Damn.

Osha joining the Dark Side was a triumphant moment.

The writer of the Acylote said that is how we're supposed to feel:

"You want to feel Osha’s triumph. You want to feel her joining forces with The Stranger...Even though they are standing there, looking out at the sunset, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

Note: the tragedy is NOT that a lot of people died, but that the two can't be together (because of Plagueis). (interview here)

Now, if that doesnt absolve villains of their bullshit, I dont know what does.

Let me try inserting some other fictional baddies.

"You want to feel Walter White's triumph. You want to feel him joining forces with the Nazis......Even though they are standing there, looking out at the desert, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

"You want to feel the Frey's triumph. You want to feel them joining forces with the Boltons. ...Even though they are standing there, looking out over the Red Wedding, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

"You want to feel Anakin's triumph. You want to feel him joining forces with Palpatine. ...Even though they are standing there, looking out at the burning Jedi temple, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

No fucking Way Bro

Mr Smoothy Dubai my beloved<3

Juste: Sometimes i feel that if someone caressed me in my face, i would just pass out.

Nino: *Gently holds Juste face*

Juste:

Me: Ok, i like Carmilla from Castlevania séries, lets try reading the book. People call it a romance-

*Reads 3 resumes and watch a vídeo because i couldnt find a PDF nor have the money to read it physical*

Me: ... Is this really a romance? Because if People find Carmilla and Laura relationship good...

I worry some opinions about it.