tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - but if the human body doesn't get water, it dies!
ratchet: *takes away coca cola bottle*
ratchet: - i hate to break it to you, but this is not water.
smokescreen: *struggles to take the bottle back*
smokescreen: - no, but it's a liquid-
wheeljack: - but how did you find me?
ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»
no one:
vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually
wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that
wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.
smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.
tfp!human!au:
how the 1st episode should have started
ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?
optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.
ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?
tfp!human!au:
ratchet's laptop: *emits an audio signal that it's running low on battery power*
ratchet: - uhh, fuck off!
ratchet: - i'm running low on my will to live right now.
ratchet: - but i'm not doing bulubulu every five minutes.
ratchet: - i'm working!
tfp!human!au
video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»
optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*
optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?
wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.
tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?
optimus: - being forgotten.
smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..
smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.