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It’s that time of year, again!

STRIKE #2

THE NEXT MORNING

*Panel shows the bell ringing at a high school, THE ACTOR and CREAMPUFF walk to class.*

CREAMPUFF: Hey Mars!

Can we talk real quick?

THE ACTOR: Sure thing, Goldie.

Is everything okaaayyy-??

*CREAMPUFF pulls THE ACTOR into a corner to speak in private.*

CREAMPUFF: I know.

THE ACTOR: You know...what?

CREAMPUFF: I know about The Actor and I know about Obsidian.

Mars, I know about you.

THE ACTOR: Elizabeth. I have o clue what your talking about.

CREAMPUFF: Mars, I know you are The Actor.

THE ACTOR: How do you-

*THE ACTOR is cut off by TELEPORTER.*

TELEPORTER: Elizabeth!

There you are! I've been looking all over for you!

*CREAMPUFF annoyingly waves.*

TELEPORTER: Oh, hello there, Farrell!

THE ACTOR: Keegan! What's up, my man?

TELEPORTER: Oh, nothing much. I was just looking for the two of you, we're going to be late for class!

CREAMPUFF: *Sarcastically* Great.

THE ACTOR: Well then, let's get going.

*Whispering, to CREAMPUFF* We'll talk about this later.

AFTER SCHOOL

*Panels show THE ACTOR fighting some goons in an alleyway, they defeat them and go to comfort a young woman who the goons attacked.*

THE ACTOR: Are you alright ma'am?

WOMAN: Yes. Th-thank you.

*The woman gathers her things and leaves the alleyway. OBSIDIAN jumps down into the alleyway, and knocks out a goon who was getting up to attack THE ACTOR from behind.*

OBSIDIAN: Might want to watch your surroundings.

What? No thank you?

THE ACTOR: *Smugly* Thank you, Obsidian.

OBSIDIAN: Your welcome.

See, was that so hard, hero?

THE ACTOR: *Sarcastically* So tough, such a struggle.

OBSIDIAN: *Sarcastically* Oh, yes. I'm sure it was.

THE ACTOR: So, why'd you drop by?

OBSIDIAN: I, uh...

...I wanted to talk about last night.

THE ACTOR: Oh...

*THE ACTOR blushes and can easily be seen behind their domino mask.*

OBSIDIAN: Yeah, I...

...I wanted to apologize.

THE ACTOR: Apologize, huh? That's out of character for you.

OBSIDIAN: Heh, I know. But, I just don't know what came over me last night and...

...I'm sorry.

THE ACTOR: Well, your forgiven.

Was that all you wanted to talk about?

OBSIDIAN: Well, now that you mention it...

...Last night, after our meeting I was confronted by a girl in the alleyway.

THE ACTOR: Oh?

OBSIDIAN: She said she knew you.

THE ACTOR: What'd she look like?

OBSIDIAN: Its was hard to see in the dark but...

...She was dressed in some makeshift uniform with what looked like facepaint over her eyes...

...Oh, very blond hair I can tell you that!

THE ACTOR: I don't...

...Oh...Goldie.

OBSIDIAN: So, you know her?

THE ACTOR: No.

Well, yes. But...

OBSIDIAN: But?

THE ACTOR: It's nothing.

I've got to go.

OBSIDIAN: Again?

You seem to have a habit of walking out mid conversation.

THE ACTOR: I'm sorry but...

...I need to make a call.

*THE ACTOR grapples away leaving OBSIDIAN in the alleyway alone.*

OBSIDIAN: ...Damn.

LATER

*THE ACTOR is at home trying to contact CREAMPUFF on the phone.*

THE ACTOR: Come on, come on, pick up!

CREAMPUFF: *Voicemail* Hey!

THE ACTOR: Hey, Goldie!

CREAMPUFF: *Voicemail* Sorry I can't come to the phone right now...

...But leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

THE ACTOR: Damn.

*Beep.*

THE ACTOR: Goldie. We need to talk. Please call me back.

*THE ACTOR looks over to the TV which is currently showing the news.*

NEWSCASTER: And in other news, Creampuff, a newly established hero has defeated her first major foe.

We have Greg over on the scene. Greg?

GREG: Yes, Carmen. I am here at the scene of the battle with Creampuff.

Now tell us, what made you decide to join the fight?

THE ACTOR: Oh my god.

Goldie!!?

CREAMPUFF: Well, Greg I became Creampuff because I wanted to help those in immediate danger-

*THE ACTOR turns of the TV and sits there on their couch in shock.*

THAT NIGHT

*THE ACTOR crawls into the window of CREAMPUFFs house.*

THE ACTOR: *Whispering* Goldie!

Elizabeth we need to talk!

*CREAMPUFF turns on the light.*

CREAMPUFF: I knew you'd come.

THE ACTOR: What the hell do you think your doing?

CREAMPUFF: ...What?

THE ACTOR: You've just made yourself a target!

Your not trained for something like this!

CREAMPUFF: I know I'm not but I couldn't just stand around and watch you be an idiot!

THE ACTOR: Idiot!!?

CREAMPUFF: You struck a deal with Obsidian!

Their a villain! You of all people know what they've done! How could you trust them!

THE ACTOR: I knew it.

*THE ACTOR points a finger at CREAMPUFF.*

THE ACTOR: You were the one who talked to them last night!

*CREAMPUFF crosses her arms.*

CREAMPUFF: And what if I was?

THE ACTOR: Elizabeth, your putting yourself in danger, this is a situation that you don't understand.

CREAMPUFF: ...You are too.

Let me join your team.

THE ACTOR: Hm?

CREAMPUFF: Your making a team. I want in.

THE ACTOR: What did I just say about putting yourself in danger!!?

CREAMPUFF: I wont be in danger. You'll be there.

THE ACTOR: No, Goldie.

CREAMPUFF: Fine.

But I'm not going to stop being Creampuff.

THE ACTOR: *Sighs in defeat* Fine.

*CREAMPUFF smiles. THE ACTOR gives her a card*

THE ACTOR: Meet me next saturday at this location.

CREAMPUFF: I'll see you there.

STRIKE #6

*The team stealthy follow the van from the roof tops.*

TELEPORTER: What about me? How can I help?

THE ACTOR: You’ve helped a lot already, we don’t want to put you in harms way so you should stay here.

TELEPORTER: But what if the bad guys come back for me?

THE ACTOR: They shouldn’t find you here if you stay put.

CREAMPUFF: Here.

*CREAMPUFF tosses a small circular object to TELEPORTER that they catch but almost drop.*

CREAMPUFF: In case anyone does come for you, use that.

TELEPORTER: What is it…?

CREAMPUFF: It will help.

*The team continue to follow the van while TELEPORTER stays behind in the alley way.*

THE ACTOR: So what was that thing that you gave Keegan?

CREAMPUFF: Oh, I don’t know.

It fell out of Obsidian’s pocket when we entered the Tipsy Possum.

THE ACTOR: You just gave him an unidentified item that you don’t even know the use of as a self defense weapon!!

CREAMPUFF: Relax, I’m sure it won’t hurt him. At least he isn’t following us now right, I was just getting rid of a distraction.

THE ACTOR: Elizabeth. I know your new at this whole thing but we do not do that. Our objective is to get citizens out of danger not in harms way, that thing could kill him.

CREAMPUFF: I’m sure he’ll be fine.

THE ACTOR: We will be discussing this later.

Gods I’m starting to sound like Guy.

BLURRY FACE: Stop whispering their going to hear us.

THE ACTOR: Sorry.

*The team see the van park at a location of an abandoned art museum and the HOODED FIGURE drag OBSIDIAN out of the van and into the building.*

THE ACTOR: Guess this is our stop.

SPECTRE: What’s the plan?

IN THE MUSEUM

*The HOODED FIGURE drags OBSIDIAN out of the van and into the building, once inside the HOODED FIGURE forces a collar around OBSIDIAN’s throat.*

OBSIDIAN: The hell is this?

*The HOODED FIGURE answers OBSIDIAN by pressing a button on a remote that sends electric shocks to the collar around OBSIDIAN’s throat.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAAA AAHHHH!!!!

HOODED FIGURE: Stay put.

*The HOODED FIGURE gestures to the two henchwomen to keep an eye on OBSIDIAN as he walks out of the room.*

OBSIDIAN: *Nonchalantly* Hello ladies…

MEANWHILE

*The team make their way through the vents of the museum while SPECTRE stays outside on the roof with their tech.*

CREAMPUFF: *Cramped and sarcastically* Nice plan.

THE ACTOR: Oh don’t start complaining, Creampuff.

You signed up for this.

BLURRY FACE: I don’t see anything wrong with the plan.

I find it…

…Cozy.

SPECTRE: *Over the radio* Hey uh…

Your getting close to a bunch of heat signatures so be careful, okay guys?

THE ACTOR: Will do, thank you Spectre.

OBSIDIAN: *On the other side of the wall* Gotta say…

THE ACTOR: Obsidian!

NOT IN THE VENTS

OBSIDIAN: This is kind of a crappy kidnapping.

I mean, no restrictions, the dude who took me straight up left the room and I’m betting those doors aren’t even locked.

Am I right?

*OBSIDIAN points to the main doors of the museum the slowly stands up and walks toward the doors before one of the henchwomen presses a button on another remote and zaps them.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAA!!

Geez lady you got one of those things too?!

SOFI: The name is Sofi, and yes I do.

OBSIDIAN: Cool Sofi, great. 

And who are you?

KAITLYN: Kaitlyn.

OBSIDIAN: Cool, great.

THE ACTOR: *From the vents* Psst-

*OBSIDIAN notices THE ACTOR in the vents and goes over to the vent over hidden from view of SOFI and KAITLYN.*

OBSIDIAN: *Whispering* What are you doing here?

THE ACTOR: *Whispering* What does it look like I’m doing? I’m doing my job and I’m about to save your ass.

OBSIDIAN: *Whispering* What about the Guy mission.

THE ACTOR: *Whispering* Can’t do it without you.

*OBSIDIAN tries to hide a soft smile and blush before being zapped again.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAA!!

*The HOODED FIGURE comes back into the room with another hooded figure wearing a more elegant purple cloak.*

HOODED FIGURE: Their rescuers are here, master.

What is your plan?

THE GREATER BEING: Go, my love. 

I will handel this.

*THE ACTOR, CREAMPUFF and BLURRY FACE exit the vents.*

BLURRY FACE: Spectre! Why didn’t you warn us about the other two?!

*The radio of Spectre’s voice is glitched.*

CREAMPUFF: *Sarcastically* Great.

THE GREATER BEING: Sofi! Kaitlyn! 

Go and be sure Rydel is safe.

*SOFI and KAITLYN run off.*

THE ACTOR: Guy?

OBSIDIAN: Smart move, now your outnumbered.

THE GREATER BEING: Oh it’s funny you think I’m going to fight you.

*THE GREATER BEING presses a different button on the remote and OBSIDIAN stands straight up with blank eyes, then the collar falls off OBSIDIAN’s neck and THE GREATER BEING heads for the door before saying.*

THE GREATER BEING: Attack to kill.

Free the toes!

Why not? You scared?

No, we barefoots don't take our socks off in other people's homes. But toes are meant to be free to wiggle around and feel the cool floor of our own safe home.

No. You’re wrong. No. Toes deserve to be hidden away behind the comfort of socks forever.

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!!! ♡♡♡

❤🧡💛💚💙💜

HAPPY PRIDE

Here's my very gay DnD character I had for a two year long campaign, Blaire St.Thomas, and her princess wife, Maybelle. Drawing took around 4 hours. For real miss this campaign... Might post my current DnD character later.

this is your reminder to write whatever the hell you want. if you’ve been debating on wether or not to write that fic don’t think twice. just do it. it’s your blog. your idea. write it. share it. no more excuses!

Obsidian and Creampuff anyone?

Prompt #513

“And what’s your power supposed to be?” [Villain] looked down their nose at them.

“A can-do attitude and a gun.”

“Do you really think a gun is enough to stop me?”

“That’s where the can-do attitude comes in.”

Neurodivergent Coded

You're the one weirdo character who's a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can't flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can't sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Whumpee who was mind-controlled, but is now rescued.

Their mind is still recovering. There are times where they zone out, stare into nothing, think about nothing, or where they retreat into a far corner of their mind, the only place they were still themselves during the control.

Caretaker notices these moments, and it concerns them, but there isn't much they can do.