I Need Brian May's Long Legs To Sustain Me In These Trying Times.

easy queen halloween costumes!

need an easy last minute costume? of course you do you stupid little bitch. well, here you fucking go.

roger taylor: bleach all your hair so that you are blonde. it is VITAL that you do this at home, alone, and blindfolded. halloween is all about danger. use the strongest bleach you can find. good Fucking luck. now dress as rogerina because that was roger’s Sexiiiiiiiiiiiiest look and you won’t have worth if people don’t find you Sexiiiiiiiiiii

father brian harold may: long, black robes. you can find these from your local cult meeting locations. make sure you pick very long ones, to cover your feet and give the illusion that you are floating. get a priest collar, also known as a clerical collar or a Sexiiiiiii white choker, and put it around your neck. now cut out a hole in the robes over your right nipple, and put on your finest nipple pasties. sprinkle some blood on your left hand (ONLY THE LEFT) to complete the look.

freddie mercury: don’t even bother trying bitch you can’t pull off freddie

john deacon: just go outside and fucking eat some dirt. just go out there and get on your hands and knees and start shoving fucking dirt into your mouth. i know you want to. just give in and do it. eat that fuckingdirt. do it in public where everyone can see you. they want to see you eat dirt. right now just eat it u Sexiiii littlewhore

I HAVE THIS RANDOM SCREENSHOT OF FETUS BRIAN IN MY PHONE FROM A MEME I MADE LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO AND I CANT FIND THE WHOLE PICTURE. AHHHHHHHHHH.

he's waiting for me to sit on his face 😇😁

if I was chrissie mullen and my ex husband wrote a song like too much love will kill you about how painful it was cheating on me I’d send live crocodiles to his house

a song that makes me BAWL. no hesitation either.

the desire I have to hug and kiss this man omg ☹

chat go follow my new Pinterest account (I got banned) if you like Queen because I post a lot of Queen (a lot of Brian May) memes and whispers and stuff 😔

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RAHHHH THE EYELINER.

he is the tear that hangs inside my soul forever. what would I do without him? hmm... I dunno