Sign Me The Fuck Up. If Only For The Cats Liking Me More.

Sign me the fuck up. If only for the cats liking me more.

I’m making a new religion

Our only god will be this deity

I’m Making A New Religion

Benefits of joining my religion:

You will understand what the peak of eternal beauty is every time you look at our god.

Cats will like you by 2% more.

You will be spared from the impending worldwide death of the human race.

Idk I guess you could also become like 2% better at video games or something.

I’m really bad at making lists so you also get granted the access to some of that güd shit… oxygen.

You’re welcome mortal.

Reblog to join today

(You’re only way out is death itself, reblog with caution)

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6 years ago
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted

Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted

This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read.  THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs.  They are working and it can mean serious injury or even death if you are distracting them from doing their job.

6 years ago

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!!!!!

Okay that virus that’s going around, is seriously fucking scary. I got the same thing on my computer about a week ago and I got rid of it, but it took a lot. This type of virus can control your browser, it can control your webcam, it can control all your files, and track you.

If you’ve seen the post already, do not click on the user if someone like this follows you. 

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 If you do on accident, you will be taken to an FBI site, which tells you you’ve viewed pornography and stuff. Looks a little like this…

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It asks you to pay a fine. ITS NOT REAL. DO NOT PAY IT. You won’t be able to leave the page, or close your browser. Your computer is probably infected now, and you need to remove it.

Click ctrl-alt-delete at the same time and open task manager. Shut down your browser. Uninstall it completely. 

Reset your computer to the last known date when you didn’t have the virus.  

Install and Run malawarebytes. It’s a free service, that get’s rid of all bugs in your computer. The download link is here. Most antivirus softwares can’t detect things like this, so your best bet is to just download it. Run a full scan to ensure your computer is clean.

Restart your computer, and you should be fine. 

The main thing here is to not panic. I did, and it just makes the situation worse than it really is.  

If you have seen a post about it, you’ll see that icon, and a URL with random letters. Please don’t risk it, you’ll have to work really hard to get it off your computer. Be careful, and DO NOT PANIC. Here is another tutorial on how to get rid of it, 

Any more questions? Feel free to ask me. I got this off two of our computers, so it’s possible. BE SAFE

3 weeks ago

Recently been reading lord of the mysteries, and I have to say that I am kinda obsessed with frank lee. He's like the purest, most horrifying man. Only cares about his plants. Everybody is horrified around him while he smiles brightly showing off his new creation against god. I need more content of this man.


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1 year ago

I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

I Hope The AI Scrapers Like Pornbots Cause There’s No Way Those Are Opting Out
6 years ago

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

yes

2 years ago
Little Busy With The Holidays And Having Family Time, But Squeezed Out Another Silly Comic Of These Two
Little Busy With The Holidays And Having Family Time, But Squeezed Out Another Silly Comic Of These Two
Little Busy With The Holidays And Having Family Time, But Squeezed Out Another Silly Comic Of These Two

little busy with the holidays and having family time, but squeezed out another silly comic of these two

they’re both bad at this. whatever this is. 👉👉 bang bang!

Like my art? Consider tipping me!

6 years ago
They Got Mad

they got mad

2 years ago

You have the best ideas. I cannot imagine the game without that ability, now.

It's very important that Link has the ability to pet the foxes in totk. It's integral to the gameplay and player satisfaction.


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6 years ago
Yooo Everybody. My Mom And I Were Goofing Around And Found This Seriously FUCKED UP Site. All Your Information,

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

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