An Insanely Tall, Hypersexual Nanny With Giant Sword That Isn't Into You Unless You Can Kick Her Ass.

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

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Why do porn blogs keep following me. I don’t even post porn.

Me, any time I cook.

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I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

A pint sized, hyperactive assassin with a penchant for poison, adoption, and sharp objects.

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