There’s My Precious Sinnamon Roll! Thank You, @vectober, For Being Amazing!

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

Can I just go through one playthrough without joining the Companions for these two?

No?

Well, okay.

Remember, if you fall off the stage: leg extended, boobs up.

Tess (aka Cher), giving us all essential life advice (via thisliveblog)

I disguise self as a goblin, mainline the magic cocaine and then join them in their festivities

Gnome Warlock infiltrating a goblin camp (via outofcontextdnd)

Questions About Creating Your OCs

‘Cause sometimes the stories of how OCs come to be are just as interesting as the OCs, themselves. Tell me how your virtual kids came into the world.

What was the first element of your OC that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)? 

Did you design them with any other characters/OCs from their universe in mind? 

How did you choose their name? 

In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts? 

Is there any significance behind their hair color? 

Is there any significance behind their eye color? 

Is there any significance behind their height? 

What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story? 

Are they based off of you, in some way? 

If they have an LI, how much of their character is tailored to be compatible to that person? 

Did you know what the OC’s sexuality would be at the time of their creation? 

What have you found to be most difficult about creating art for your OC (any form of art: writing, drawing, edits, etc.)? 

How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all? 

If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be? 

What is something about your OC can make you laugh? 

What is something about your OC can make you cry? 

Is there some element you regret adding to your OC or their story? 

What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC? 

What is your favorite fact about your OC?

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

Creating D&D Characters Like

First Character: Pretty normal average Elven Sorcerer.

Second Character: An Aasimarian Cleric with an extremely detailed background

Third Charcter: HIS NAME IS STRONGMAN THIGHMAN AND HE CRUSHES SKULLS LIKE WATERMELONS

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me