Always Got You On Blast, Freak

Throwback to when we hugged and your neck cracked so loudly we couldn't stop laughing

god the day i stop being so weird about initiating physical affection its OVER for you bitches

Almost went on lockdown today because a clown was prowling the building trying to get it.

I WILL BREAK YOUR FAMILY'S STOMACH

Santa-sprouts

Makin a list

Checking it twice and then one more time bc reading bad

i gotta start making CHECKLISTS

ahsoka was kinda lame and yeah. its because she was a woman

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

The nightingales are not, in fact, singing in Berkeley Square

It’s become readily apparent that things are no longer tickety boo

Hannah Montana,,

dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW

2012 is the best tmnt show no contest

rainbow dash took my son.