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time for a weirdly specific shitpost; Spencer Reid’s hand in season one episode two of Criminal Minds he could choke me with them and I’d be just fine

pinterest…. what are you insinuating?

(yea)

me the entire race weekend

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

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SPENCER REID NSFW MASTERLIST

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* refers to Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader; ** refers to Spencer Reid x GN!Reader.

SMUT 18+

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DOM!SPENCER FICS

🗡️ Come on, baby (touch me)*: Y/N has always had a crush on her Microbiology professor, Doctor Reid. What happens if he finds out? 

🗡️ Soft breath*: Spencer Reid teaches a seminar in New York. Y/N is one of the attendees. What happens if they meet in a bar?

🗡️ A helping hand*: Y/N has a terrible headache, Spencer knows exactly how to help her out.

🗡️ Teacher's pet*: Professor Spencer Reid notices Reader is distracted during his classes. He decides to teach her a lesson on how good girls behave until.. she takes over.

🗡️ Mirror*: Spencer doesn’t like brats. If you act like a brat, you’re going to get treated like one.

🗡️ Devil eyes*: Spencer, dressed up as a devil, is drawn to the angel dancing around him at the club.

🗡️ Let me love you*: Spencer takes care of his girlfriend after a bad day at work.

🗡️ In good hands*: Post Prison Spencer teaches you how to give him a handjob.

🗡️ No time to die*: Reader reflects on her relationship with her serial killer boyfriend, ex FBI agent Spencer Reid.

🗡️ Caught in the act*: Reader is trying to have some fun all by herself, but her boyfriend Spencer comes home earlier - and he’s not alone. He's with Luke.

🗡️ Perfect seat*: Reader gets needy while cockwarming Professor!Spencer.

🗡️ Movie night*: Spencer invites Reader over for their usual Movie Night, but the night takes a different turn when a spicy scene comes on.

🗡️ A taste of sweet medicine*: Reader hates her neighbours. Spencer wants to help her get her revenge on them.

🗡️ Conflict of interest*: The tension builds up between Spencer Reid and SWATAgent!Reader on the field, until it finally snaps.

🗡️ Human*: Reader begs Spencer to make her feel something the only way he knows how. Based on the song 'Touch' by Daughter.

🗡️ Flashed*: It’s too hot to wear clothes at home, so Reader walks around in her underwear. Spencer loses his train of thoughts at the sight.

🗡️ Early mornings*: Spencer spends Valentine’s Day’s morning with his girlfriend.

🗡️ War of hearts*: Y/N puts her life at risk to save Spencer; he freaks out at the though of losing his best friend, and the woman he's in love with. Based on a request (coming soon).

🗡️ Silent fun*: After a long day, Dad!Spencer needs some time alone with his wife (coming soon).

🗡️ Baby Fever*: Spencer wants a baby. You want to give him one. (coming soon)

🗡️ Infinity street*: Your first time with Spencer. (coming soon)

🗡️ Sweetest devotion*: Spencer has been in love with you for years. After having an intense conversation with Derek, Spencer decides to go for it. Even if it will hurt him. Or maybe not. (coming soon)

🗡️ On the loose*: Reader is attending Ladies' night at Penelope's and she reveals that Luke and Spencer are quite... peculiar in bed. Based on the song 'On the loose' by Niall Horan (Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader and Luke Alvez x Fem!Reader, coming soon).

🗡️ Dreams come true*: Professor Reid finds a notebook full of graphic sexual fantasies written about him. When Reader comes to retrieve it, he asks about it. And she lies. Or pathetically tries to. (coming soon)

🗡️ Birthday dinner*: Luke hires Reader, an escort, for Spencer’s birthday. He gets a little more than a birthday dinner. (coming soon)

SUB!SPENCER FICS

🌸 One love, two mouths*: Season 1 Spencer comforts Y/N after a case and feelings come alive. 

🌸 La petite mort*: Spencer comes home from a case, tensed and angry. Y/N is there to fix the day.

🌸 Noted*: Spencer’s girlfriend is pregnant. He likes it a little too much.

🌸 Quiet*: Dating Professor Spencer Reid is hot. Making him yours in his office is even hotter.

🌸 Casual*: Spencer allows you to use his body to forget your cheating ex.

🌸 The real deal*: You find Spencer Reid browsing for sex toys at work. You show him that the real thing feels and is much better.

🌸 Sharing*: You and Spencer hate each other but there's only one bed.

🌸 Release*: Season 1 Spencer can’t seem to fall asleep. Y/N has a very interesting remedy for that (requested).

🌸 Distraction*: When you desperately want s1 Spencer's attention; based on a request.

🌸 Begging*: SoftDom!Reader cockwarms Sub!Spencer in their bathtub after he comes home from work, but his neediness gets the best of him. And Reader is not a fan of brats who misbehave. 

🌸 Peeking*: You catch Spencer trying to peek at his gift, and decide to teach him a lesson.

🌸 Our little secret*: When Derek calls you 'mommy' as a joke, Spencer doesn't know how to react. Based on the birthday scene in season 1.

🌸 In plain sight*: Reader is having a sleep-over with her colleagues, a few secrets from the bedroom slip out – and Spencer comes to rescue her before it’s too late.

🌸 Mutual exchange*: Spencer hears his roommate Reader having a self-love session.

🌸 Quick study*: Reader teaches Spencer how to pleasure her with his mouth. And Spencer shows that he’s a fast learner.

🌸 Eager*: Season 2 Spencer picks Reader up for their first date, but his eagerness gets the best of him.

🌸 Enchanted, enchanting*: Spencer didn't think he'd meet Rossi's niece on Halloween Night at his mansion. And he didn't think she'd be into him, anyway. (Spoiler: she is)

🌸 ...Anyway*: The only thing Reader knows is that she wants Spencer. He wants her too, but there's a problem: she has a boyfriend. Based on the song 'Sex' by The 1975. (coming soon)

🌸 Working hours*: Spencer has a crush on the Pathologist he's working with. (coming soon)

🌸 Something in the mail*: Reader catches Spencer snooping through her mail. Snoopers get punished.

VANILLA SPENCER FICS

🍊 Unholy*: You and Spencer see each other again after two years. The sexual tension is palpable, but what happens when Spencer finds out you're in a relationship? Based on the song "Unholy" by Hey Violet.

🍊 Human*: Reader shows Spencer that prison might have changed him, but he's still the love of her life and she's going to stick by his side until he gets tired of her. Based on the song 'Human' by Daughter.

🍊 Early mornings*: Dad!Spencer spends Valentine's Day mornings with his wife. (coming soon)

SERIES

Talk some sense to me*.

Part 1: Y/N confessed to JJ that she always been in love with Spencer but he never noticed her, too busy focusing on someone else. During a case, they are all held as hostages and JJ confesses her love for him.

Part 2: It’s the aftermath. Spencer and Y/N’s relationship took the sweetest turn. 

Alternative ending: Y/N doesn’t trust Spencer until she does. But nothing always goes her way.

No Control.*

Part one*: Y/N and the BAU’s team are enjoying a night out at Rossi’s. Sex is the main topic of the night. Morgan and Y/N tease Spencer about him being “too adorable, too vanilla”, so… he has to prove he’s not. 😈

Part two*: It's Monday, two days after the night Y/N and Spencer hooked up at his apartment after a night out. Even though they remember what happened, they still have to talk about it before it could mess up their professional relationship. He can't stop thinking about repeating that night, though...  😈

Through the walls.*

Part I: Spencer’s neighbour annoys him with her unusualjob. One day she asks him to join her.😈

Part II: Spencer and Reader celebrate Christmas together in a very unusual way.😈

The Daisy and The Bee.*

The Black Dahlia.*

Illicit affairs.*

Voice of the Outer World

i need him like i need the blood in my veins

The arms?!