Bri2792 - ~☆~

Say hello to my little friend

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

Reblog to kill it faster

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

There’s a lot you can learn about it, trust me

I found the nefarious anglerfish...

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut