Never Had A Hamster But Growing Up A Lot Of My Friends Did

Temporary had NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME CRY SO HARD

Listening to Eminem's new album

I planned on listening to it as soon as it dropped at 12:00 today but I wanted to listen to it with my family

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Oh GODDAMNIT

Hm I wonder..

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*THIS WAS SENT TO A FRIEND. NOT ME*

the friend who received this is too nice to say something about it but i have reached a point now where i have seen them receive so many messages like this that i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore

this is straight up evil behaviour. whatever lighthearted tone this anon thought they were sending this with, i don't care. it's gross in every sense.

i'm speaking directly to whoever sent this now and frankly, if you follow me, non, unfollow me right fucking now because i don't want this energy anywhere near my blog. it hurts enough that you've targeted my friends with it.

listen up because apparently it bears repeating for the millionth fucking time -

FANFICTION AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS. they have lives and jobs and school and things they struggle with. maybe they've even spoken publicly about their struggles in the hopes their readers would understand them a bit better because at the end of the day this is a community and they have every right to use this space however they fucking want to.

"don't start a fic you can't finish" - literally shut up. shut up! we are not paid to do this, i will start and not finish whatever the fuck i want.

and holy shit, anon. as if this message wasn't disgusting enough, please let me state plainly something you "desperately" need to hear: no robot can give you what a human writer can. and the fact that you even threatened to just go to AI at this point shows how little you care about storytellers and all they provide for you.

again, i don't care if every word of this message was sent in jest or meant to be read playfully. it's not fucking cute. this shit hurts writers and ya'll need to realize that.

if you take time out of your life to send messages like this, you're a bad person. period. this is not how fanfic works, it's not how the world works. if you can wait two-three years for a movie or a new season of your favourite tv show, you can wait a few months for a fanfic to update. or you can wait forever. we literally owe you nothing.

i'm done sugarcoating it, ya'll. disrespectfully, grow up. grow up! enough is enough.

anyway

Congrats to @toastoat and @ironicbaking being the only survivors

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Update it was infact shit

Does anyone else randomly feel like they're gonna shit themselves but in reality it's you cramping

WTF IS A SUPER BOOP

AWOOGA??

UM HELLO FEMALE LUCIFER???

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So jumping in here with a story time, stories with Flaire

This is actually super important. And it's never too late to teach a dog or a cat this - it's just a little bit more difficult if they're older

But basically, this stray cat followed me home one day and I've kept him ever since - his name is Binx and he's just the sweetest guy ever. A little shit but sweet.

So when he followed me home, he was so young his balls hadn't even dropped yet - and he followed me home for 30 minutes after I walked my friend home, just meowing at me and walking ahead of me if I started walking too fast. But when I eventually got home, he stayed on my porch for awhile before I got him fixed and brought inside

So he didn't get along with my two boys Cool Cat and Lucky. Scratching and hissing, and started playing rough with me. Scratching so hard I'd bleed. So what I did is when he did that, is stop and show him where he scratched and start ignoring him until he'd nuzzle against me. He gets along with my other cats just fine now and plays fine.

Now let's compare this to my mom's dog Buddy. Buddy is a very friendly dog, an American Eskimo who she never taught how to not bite hard.

I mean, when he was a puppy I would try everything to get him to stop biting me so hard - but he wouldn't listen and my mom would baby him. He is so sweet and kind with strangers but he bites hard when playing, leaving marks and scratches with his teeth. I mean I even had to go so far as to bite his ear when he was a puppy when he bit me (not hard. I'm not a monster, I basically just put my teeth on the tip of his thick ass ear and applied enough pressure for him to be uncomfortable but not in pain) but since my mother never properly taught him and instead babied him, he still bites hard when playing

So this is VERY important.

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Can someone like, take my organs I don't like the noises they make in my tummy

I will write an entire essay of an apology to not only those who stumbled across my content but to my hands that deleted all of it, I am truly sorry for the cringiness this account held and I will never forget it.