Bredobject - Your Sweetest Dream & Your Worst Nightmare

Squirrel having time of its life

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I deserve to be bred by a handsome butch with a strap that MIGHT not fit in me.

Martha giving Donna that flirty little look. Okay. Putting them both on the TARDIS and making them kiss.

teasing ur owner til they snap and pound you so hard you can't even talk anymore it's all just incoherent sounds

"puppies can't speak, can they? and that's what you are, a dumb, slutty puppy"

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

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girl who insists on fingering you to make sure you're "ready to take her," and how could you not trust her to have your best interests at heart, hearing her voice all compassionate and concerned and sweet, right up until she has you on your back; tender and open, helpless while she adds finger after finger and laughs every time you wince at the stretch, shushing you and telling you how well you're doing, that there's no need to cry, always insisting that you "just need one more" to be ready for her, just one more, you can take it, you're going to take it

women may, at any point, attach a collar and leash to my neck and tell me to behave like a dog

Hey man, so sorry about your lover. Yeah, she’s trapped in another universe. Yeah, she also absorbed the heart of your space ship/time traveling machine. Yeah, she’s always going to be mentioned in the future because of how important she is.