Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

"Orthur!!! For the last time! Its party rock is in the house tonight!!! Not party rockers in the house !!"

"FUCK YOU JOHN!!"

[divorce]

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

@horseboneologist gave me a list of prompts involving Hastur, on of which was “Hastur threatening John” and I like torturing my favorites. Poor John… 😘

Playing with a redesign to incorporate the pallid mask and a more fleshy look that I’ve been wanting to do for a while. Of course I see all of the eldritch creatures/entities as more fluid and not really locked into how they appear, so I’m having fun being inconsistent with how I draw Hastur and his fragments lol

this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

Shadows and light ~

Oh what I’d give to be able to photosynthesise

Okay hear me out...

What if there is a Karen that works at a shop lets say Walmart or a shop like that and is slowly working her way up the lader to manager until she becomes manager and is up face to face with another Karen...

What would happen?

The malevolent fandom:

Zedaph's latest episode is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

If you haven't seen it you're missing out on Zedaph and Grian loosing their minds for 2 hours trying to wrangle both an afk Tango and what quickly becomes like 20 shulkers? Who are also apparently Grian's children??

Featuring such gems as:

Grian: We've lost the shulker.

Zedaph: Excuse me?

Grian: He's- he's dead.

Zedaph: He's dead?

Grian: He's DEAD!

Zedaph: He's dead.

Grian: He's dead.

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Grian: These are my children and I have a responsibility to them.

*minutes later*

Zedaph: Are you still sure you don't want any of your children to, um...

Grian: *immediately starts stabbing shulkers* Yeah let's kill- no I- yeah- goodbye.

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Grian: Was this worth it Zed?

Zedaph: *without hesitation* No.

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Zedaph: *handing Grian a trophy* You can cry into that.

If you haven't watched it, you should. One of my new favorite episodes ever.