i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix
this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.
when you pissed off the good daddy...
Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.
Just me thinking about colourblind soulmates a normal amount
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.