My Last 3 Braincells At 3:00

Rain

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

Ranboo: No

Tubbo :(

Ranboo *pulls out ring*: Best friends ‘forever’

Tubbo :D

The implication that Ranboo proposed to Tubbo is so funny because Tubbo would absolutely be totally oblivious

Ranboo: Hey Tubbo, yknow, I like you a lot...I think you’re a really good friend.

Tubbo: I think you’re a pretty good friend too, Ranboo!

Ranboo: But I was wondering if maybe you would want to be...a bit more than...just friends?

Tubbo: g a s p

Tubbo: Best friends?!

The brown has been yoinked

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

Buried a friend.

@noshirdalal

Unfortunately due to personal reasons I exist

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.