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klance headcanon #1

because I have a lot of headcanons and no time to write them! so feel free to take any of this and run with it

the first time lance lays eyes on keith he slips out “you’re beautiful” in spanish and keith has no idea what it means, so he just kind of tilts his head at him in confusion

hunk teases lance relentlessly for it for weeks which, of course, leads keith to pester lance to tell him what it meant

lance just repeats himself to confuse keith enough until he gives up. lance can’t help it that every time he interacts with keith there’s something that he notices–his eyes, his lips, his fingers. he feels kinda pathetic and a whole lot smitten

this goes on and on. lance evolves into saying other things. “i want to spend time with you” “you’re adorable when you smile” “i love the way you laugh” 

until one day keith comes up to him and says in perfect spanish, “you’re beautiful” and lance.exe stops working

keith smirks and sidles up close and goes “i think the same about you” and yup lance is definitely slain

I can’t b r e a t h

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

Klance headcanons #2: Embarrassing things Lance does in public

Note regarding my Spanish Lance fic is at the end of the post.

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Klance 15, and 8 for the ship question thingy

8. Who steals the other’s clothes more often?- Lance loves to steal Keith’s stuff -when Keith is w the Blade/off to college (depending on the universe ur in lmao) he keeps his jacket -lance sleeps w it at night oops -Keith steals lance’s sweatpants bc they’re big and comfy on him-Keith cries when lance wears his hoodies-lance instantly nuts when Keith wears his shirts (and only his oversized shirt) in the morning

15. Who sits in the other’s lap? -Keith!!! Keith is a little smaller than lance and he just,, enjoys lance putting his arms around him?? bc lance is so strong?? and so good??-lance tried to sit on Keith’s lap and Keith pushed him off bc the weight is uncomfortable -Keith’s weight grounds lance when he’s a little too all over the place -Keith isn’t even embarrassed he just randomly does it in the middle of shit like they’ll be having a debriefing and Keith will walk in the room after showering and plonk onto lance’s lapor when they’re visiting planets and they’re having a break, Keith and lance will be in their room and lance will be reading up on the culture while Keith snoozes in his lap or reads along with him -they’re rlly cute oops

Yeet that hoe.

“… remind me again why am I engaged to you.” [x]

Season 1 episode 4: "Fall of the castle of lions" Season 6 episode 7: The actual fall of the castle of Lions

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

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For later y’know, when I’m in a reading mood

The Promised Klance (or whatever its ship name is now) Fic Rec

I’M LATE BUT HERE IT IS ENJOY <3

 a) Mornings like this by sleapea / @beautifulspacegays

ramble: ooof. ooooooooooooof. oooof my man, this is so soft. this is like one of those commercials of cruisers with the couple just enjoying the life. it’s sot. it’s nice. it’s sweet. it melted my heart. it’s well written. it’s smitten keith. it’s beautiful boy lance. IT’S SMITTEN KEITH. just read it. it’s 700 of pure purest most pure fluff. kudos x 10000. (im also planning on reading the rest of their stuff soon, v v soon, like, as soon as i finish this rec) 

b) you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out by rosedvst / @etherja

ramble: motherfcuker. dkjhjfdkhgk fucking five times style but so fucking lovely to read. it’s not tiring, it’s easy to follow. not only is this like so fucking full of smitten keith and equally smitten lance, but it’s super well writing, they keep the pace, affections are not hidden or anything, they are open and clear and SHOWN. platonically and romatically. it’s so fucking lovely to read that. to see klance interactions outside each other but together??? if that makes sense. just, really fucking lovely and im also gonna read the rest of their works v v fucking soon. 

c) i see through you by  ShatterinSeconds / @shatterinseconds

ramble: OK okay oKA OKay. I took a risk on this one bc I usually stay away from ghosts au when one of them are, well, ghost. I’m a coward for possible angst (har har to my past as the angst empress) but the author fucking nailed it and did so fucking good and developing an entire world full of magic and the way they spread small details about Keith's job as a necromancer was incredibly well done in my humble opinion, it was so damn easy to follow and understand the job and Keith’s life in easy short sentences that were like fun facts and flew so well with the rest of the scene. like they belonged together. just, really well done. AND LANCE’S SORY HURT ME. AND THEM FALLING IN LOVE. AND ACHING FOR EACH OTHER. AND THE THE THE FUCKING ANGST MAN. IT ALMOST FUCKING GOT ME BUT BOY DID IT BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE THRICE BY THE END OF THE FIC. FUCK. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 

d) low on sleep by  DJBunn3 / @djbunn3

ramble: it’s so domestic and somehow oddly intimate, like, it just fills you with affection between them bc damn, they might not have the same interests but like hell that stops them, they just like being near each other and that’s fucking beautiful. it’s basically just Keith watching Lance play despite being 1 am and he stays with him and Lance is just, fucking filled with love and affection for this boy. it’s really lovely and well written. hella enjoyable.

e) Gospel Future by  Voido / @bluetenspleisser

ramble: listen, this is hella well written, just a joy to read and the feelings are pan out really fucking well. I loved the flow inside and how the conversation moved. I loved Lance hesitation bc that’s a real thing, it felt so natural. loved it to pieces and the author is really good. bless. it’s basically just Lance bringing the game show topic to light and venting with Keith about it. really heart felt.

f) Another chance to get it write by  vrepitsals 

ramble: ok let me start by saying that this author is super really good and love a lot of their stories, this one is the one that really hook me up tbh. it’s really fucking lovely to seekeith writing lvoe letter to he believes is a guy named Taylor (yall know where this is going) it was romantic, it was adorable, it was a small doze of angst but a healthy one, happy ending. just, everything was really lovely and well written and good. the second chapter really fucking killed me man, it’s such a good re read. (also that pun in the title? top A pun, love it)

g) wish that i could take you to the stars by  rosedvst /  @etherja

ramble: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a good author, really so good. kudos x 10000. and this goddamn entire concept it’s just so fucking lovely, it’s personally one of my favorite concepts i never knew i needed and i just, wow. i literally have no words but i think i fangirled with kiilea when i rec it privatly to her and i was a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess. again, such a good author, they ejecuted the concept of soulmates, i guess? not soulmates per se, but every time you fall in love you get flowers on your skin, like tattos, and when you fall out of love (i believe) they fade and look like scars but they are still visable. and guess who has lovely roses glowing bright on their gorgeous brown skin? lovely, i tell you. also, smitten dorks.

h) Not Mine to Love by  thenakednymph 

ramble: this is soooo fucking cute man, god. it’s smol but really fucking cute ok? it’s like a classic one of hurt keith and lance just caring a lot and confessions in a cliche but really warm way, ya know? like, something you just love to read over and over depsite it bc something we just need that!! def on my bookmarks.

i) but take me anywhere you like by  zenstrike

ramble: i…do not know how but this author managed to do the entire fic in this warm and fuzzy and gentle wave?? like, it just surronds you. it’s klance first anniversayr and keith planned something special and honestly, it’s really warm and heartfelt and gentle and pls give it a go. it’s really good and well written and they have such a talent for atmosphere in this fic and every fic they have wrote. so talent.

j) am i scaring you tonight? by skyestiel / @tobiologist

ramble: tobi is sooooooooooooooooo good and so creative and writes so fucking well and the story is about klance first meeting and pining at the finest and them just being awakard also, ghosts and the way the narrate the events is just hhhmmmmhhhmmm so good. such an amazing author.

k) Code Word Kisses by  LilyShadowWriter / @lilywritesvld

ramble: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. well written as fuck. its amazing and so warm and FUN!! i enjoyed this fic so damn much so please read it. and if u have READ IT AGAIN. i love with all my heart. it’s about lance kissing keith out of nowhere and keith being like I LVOE IT BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING. really fun <3

l) I’m Here Now by  disastertm / @kitington

ramble: DO NOT TOUCH ME, THEY HAD NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TWIST MY HEART AT THE ENDING. Like you would think the ending is like a bonus, bcsometimes they are ok? they are bonuses, of something funny and comical or just warming ya know? BUT THIS ONE. THIS ONE BROKE ME, LIKE THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE HOW DARE. IT’S BASICALLY KEITH’S WOLF (WHOSE NAME IF NUGGET HERE, PLS KILL ME THATS ADORABLE) HOOKING KEITH AND LANCE UP. IT’S SO PRECIOUS.

m) you are all the colors in one (at full brightness) by  thespacenico / @taxashi

ramble: listen, they are a good author in general but this fic is the first i read of theirs that made me read all of their fics in one go, so yeah, believe me, it’s a goddamn lovely fucking fic.