He Got His Sweater Back Plus (1) Boy

-chants- part 2! part 2!!

a few of you have asked, i shall deliver (part 1) (also sorry this is more of a plot than headcanons. i got super into it)

On part 1 we ended with Lance making a revelation, so we’ll be picking up there. He storms into Keith’s room as the rest of the castle sleeps. Keith wakes up as Lance shouts “KEITH HOLY FUCK” 

a tired Keith scrambles out of bed

K: ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

L: what? no! something more important than that. You… have been flirting with me… since the galaxy garrison.

Kill bill sirens go off in Keith’s head

K, internally: say something cool, like ‘well i didn’t follow you across the universe for nothing’ 

K (what he actually says): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

The two kind of just stand there for a second, looking at eachother, waiting for the other to make a move. Lance finally breaks the silence

L: Why?

K:………becauseireallylikeyouandyou’recuteandididn’tknowhowtosayitbecausei’manidiot 

L: can you say that slower? 

K: i just… i really like you! and i’ve never really liked anyone like this before and i just- forget about it. 

Now the kill bill sirens are going off in Lances head

L, internally: say something sweet and meaningful back 

L(what he actually says): cool beans 

And the prolonged silence starts again. They both have a billion thoughts going on in their mind but they can’t seem to say any of them.

 Lance’s less than perfect response is rejection in Keith’s mind. 

K: seriously, you can leave. Sorry for making things weird

L: UUUuuuhhh no. i mean, i don’t not like you back if that’s what you’re thinking. I mean… i like you too. 

K: … you do? then why have you not picked up on my literal 2 years of attempts to get with you?

L: maybe because the first thing you ever said to me was ‘go die in a fucking ditch’  That… might have something to do with it. 

The two have moved from a tense silence to a more light silence. They both have butterflies in their stomach and they’re 2 fools falling hard for each other

L: i… don’t know what to say

K (for once he actually meant to say something cool, and said it!): Then don’t say anything at all

Keith steps forward and takes lance’s face lightly in his hand. Keith paused for a second, sort of waiting for approval. He got it when Lance leaned in first, and then they were kissing. 

‘Dancing Queen’ played in Lances mind as they Kissed

Keith’s mind…….. oh jeez. this poor boy fell so hard. A kiss he’d been imagining for years was now a reality and all his senses were just exploding. In a good way. 

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I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

I can’t b r e a t h

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

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Soft Klance headcanons- for Liz :)

- Keith won’t admit that he likes it when Lance cards his fingers through his hair, but his hums of content whenever Lance does it tell it for him

- Lance likes being the little spoon, but so does Keith, so they compromise but cuddling chest to chest, Keiths head tucked under Lances chin, legs tangled

- Keith sleeps like the dead, and Lance has to poke him each morning because he can’t tell if the boy is still breathing

- Keith likes the warmth of Lances hands on his body, so he doesn’t complain when he wakes up to soft stroking on his pale skin

- On missions, Lance uses cheesy one-liners like “if i don’t make it out of here, i love you” and Keith acts annoyed but they actually make his heart flutter

- Once, Keith took a hard hit, and Lance carried him to the cyropod, joking that the “tables have turned” to keiths unconscious body

- Keith wasn’t unconscious and he won’t let Lance live it down

- Keith traces constellations into Lances tan chest in their shared bed when a mission goes wrong or is rough. They both find comfort in the silence and rhythm of the pad of Keiths finger on Lances skin

- After Keith gets his scar, Lances kisses it every morning, after every training session, after everytime they have sex, and every night before they sleep. Its his reminder to Keith that scar is not a flaw, but a part of him that makes him beautiful

- When Lance is sitting on the couch, even if he’s in conversation, Keith will come and just plop himself in Lances space, head on his lap, and Lance will start running his fingers through Keiths hair without missing a beat, not breaking conversation

- Whenever a pretty alien approaches Lance, Keith flares up with jealousy and makes it clear that Lances is his.

- usually with an unnecessary amount of neck hickies

- Lance likes it

- Lance gets jealous too, but he projects it into whoever is attempting to hit on Keith. He usually glares daggers and wraps a protective arm around Keiths waist, pulling him close to his side

- Keith doesn’t complain, he gets to smell Lances sweet coconut body wash

- Keith likes to kiss barely there freckles across Lances cheeks, making the other boy very giggly and very flustered

- Keith finds it endearing

- Lance is just embarrassed

- Lances gets his revenge whenever he touches the inside of Keith wrists, and very sensitive spot that leaves him with hitched breaths whenever Lance gently runs a finger across it

- Keith hates it (he doesn’t)

- Lance thinks it’s cute

- They pilot red together and playful bicker over who he likes more

- “Obviously he likes me, he chose me in seconds!”

- “I piloted him first! He has a biased opinion because I’ve talked about how much I liked you to him”

- Lance, eyes wide with shock “…you what?”

- “oH HEY LOOK WERE AT THE PLANET NOW”

- Keith isn’t the best at dealing with emotions, and often tackles them through training, Lance sometimes has to drag him out and force him to do something relaxing

- By some miracle, he gets Keith to do his skin care routine with him

- Keith won’t say it to Lance, but he liked it

- Lance becomes anxious whenever he forgets to tell Keith he loves him when they go into a risky battle, and peppers him with face kisses when he sees he’s okay

- One time he wasn’t and Lance was terrified, he didn’t leave Keiths healing pod until he stumbled out and into his arms, mumbling “i love you” over and over again into his hair

- Keith hugs Lance more often and for a longer period of time after that

- Whenever Hunk cooks a dessert-like food, they get into a good fight after Keith dollops whatever the food is (usually ice cream) on to Lances nose

- Lance pulls the cheesy “you have food on your lips” trope, kissing Keith even if he didn’t actually have any food there

- Keith wakes up with bedhead, and it’s the most adorable thing Lance has ever seen

- Keith hates it

- If Keith has a bad day, Lance wordlessly leads them to their shared room and on to the bed, rubbing small circles into his hips to soothe him

- It works every single time, Keith falling asleep minutes into Lances comfort mechanism

- They won’t hesitate to take a bullet for each other, which leads to a lot of arguments

- They always get resolved, ending in soft touches and tender kisses

- Lance sometimes kicks Keith off the bed in his sleep, and when Keith wakes up on the floor, he milks the guilt Lance feels

- He once got Lance to bring him breakfast in bed for an entire week

- Everytime Keith puts his hair in a ponytail Lance loses his ability to breathe

- Everytime Lance wears clothes that reveal more skin than usual Keith loses coherent thought

- They find mutual comfort in each other, falling deeper in love with the other every passing second on the castle ship

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!