Hahaha I Stab Pop Pop

not a dream

I'm not even American, in fact I've never been to the US of A but whenever I hear John Denver's Country Roads suddenly I'm transported to Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River and I'm a lonely farmer tending to my crops, it's not much but it's honest work and I feel every word like

Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

I inhaled a fuck load of harmful plastic fumes a couple months ago by burning ziploc bags with a hot scalding knife 

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

God….

Hmm I wonder why this needs to be underlined all the time. What could possibly be the reason to bring up how odd and bizarre Naruto’s behavior is… we just don’t know.

one day you will stand before god in judgment

What am I judging 'em for?

sobbing.

*touches ground* something happened here...

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

i, elon 'cool guy' musk has got a tumblr so i can call you a bitch. bitch.

correct. alas however i see through your ruse as the real guy would, id imagine, be far too shameless to use anon