*Jason And Bruce Fighting*

Butch Captain Marvel meme

Because I talked about it on Discord

Why would you put your finger in a gun?

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

Captain Marvel in the middle of a big fight with the League against some aliens or something: I CAST FIREBALL!!!

*explosion 💥 💥💥💥💥*

Ah Yes. Magic.

A lot of the JL forget that Marvel has magic, so when he uses it, most of the time they’re surprised. It doesn’t make it better that he normally uses it ridiculously (and somewhat terrifyingly).

Villain: “Muahahaha! You’ll never stop me, Cheese!”

Marvel: “Abracadabra!” *turns him into a chicken*

Villain: *clucks in confusion*

Marvel: “Looks like I’ve got dinner! Junior and Mary will love this!”

Tourist: “What?! Captain, you can’t eat that man?!”

or

Two-Face: “I didn’t expect to run into you of all people, Captain Marvel. What’re you doing in Gotham-”

Marvel: “Hocus Pocus!”

Two-Face and Harvey: *split into both Two-Face and Harvey*

*silence*

Two-Face and Harvey: *staring at each other in surprise*

Marvel: “Why’d you guys stop talking?”

Harvey: *frantically feeling his own face to see if one side is still burnt*

The two both went through a small mental breakdown before Batman came out of nowhere, beat them both up and took them to Arkham.

or

Civilians: *falling after a villain pushed them all off* “AHHHHH-”

Marvel: “Alakazam!” *turns the ground underneath them into rubber, so they all bounce*

Civilians: “Thank you, Captain Marvel!”

By the way, this pisses off a lot of magic users, but not for the reason you’d think.

Zatanna: “He’s not even saying proper incantations!

Random Hero: Those aren’t magical?

Zatanna: “Wha- NO! Abracadabra is not a magical word. Neither is hocus-pocus or Alakazam!”

Bringing up this topic can cause many different magic users to go on rants about this specific thing.

Tis September 1st

*September 1st on Tumblr*

The MMM really be acting like proud parents with Billy when he bites a cop and the JL and JLD are standing off in the distance horrified

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

Oh whoops my hand slipped

:P

I know the one thing this fandom doesn't need is more crossovers but... Is this a bad time to pitch my batman x gravity falls crossover ?(⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪

Drew something, my oc Ember Moonstone with Twilight Sparkle

Ember Moonstone is part griffen part kirin

This is the base I used, I found it on Pinterest, idk who the owner is but it’s amazing

Womp womp

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

“Treat others the way you want to be treated”- The Golden Rule

If someone is kind to you treat them kindly. If you want respect give respect. If you hurt someone expect to be hurt by someone. If someone is hurting, treat them how you would want someone to treat you when hurting.

“Treat others the way you want to be treated.”- The Golden Rule