Are They Kidding? It'll Be Way More Than Two Dozen.

I'm on chapter 33 Oh! Darling and istg if Ian Leslie doesn't mention the Oh! Johnnys I'm going to riot. This guy LISTENS to music, he catches the theme, the meaning, the secret messages of every single note so if he somehow misses that very obvious switch from darling to Johnny and back... Seriously, the Johnnys are screamed in your face, babe.

It goes darling, darling, Johnny, Johnny, darling-- God, I love that song! Grrrr!!

Hey guys 👋 We can pre-save John & Paul: A Love Story in Songs to our Spotify libraries now 😁😁😍

Good catch!

I love how Crowley and Aziraphale's teeny little half miracles to hide Gabriel actually worked because when Michael, Uriel, and Saraqael show up at the bookshop they don't recognize him at all. It's such great continuity.

My favorite part:

Michael looking at Gabriel, "Don't I--don't I know you?"

Gabriel, intently, "Yes. You do. I'm the assistant book seller. I opened the door for you."

Hello fellow Aziracrowphiles what does your GO obsession have you working on today? I'm a little over halfway through getting all the dialogue from the show. I've been on season 2 episode 3 for about a week, getting every quote from a show like this that has a whole lot of talking is a lot of work 😆😂. 

WE CAN'T...OR WE CAN

A:"we...we can't..."

C:"Oh fuck...say it again, angel."

A:"We can't...we can't, Crowley...oh god..."

C:"Yes...yes, the more you say it the more you turn me on..mmh"

A:"We can't, it's wrong...it's absolutely irreverent and...oh fuck...fuck..."

C:"Keep going, angel...don't stop..."

A:"What would the others say if they found us like this..."

C:"Like how, angel?...Aah, describe it..."

A:"Me...me on top of you...naked...as we grind...as we touch...as we savor each other...both so close to coming..."

C:"Yes...yes fuck, keep going...keep singing..."

A:"...while you're inside me...as I enjoy every thrust of yours...and I pant...I pant your name loudly...as I scratch your back...as I move my hips towards you to make you continue...please, please keep making me moan and wet the blankets we're lying on...."

C:"Yes...Ah ah angel...I'm about to come..."

"What you went through went through this year is without a doubt the most important lesson anybody can learn when they're going through transformation. It's never a perfect ride. Transformation is never perfect. But when you fall you can get back up. You can fall without failing and that's exactly what you learned how to do."

Happy Birthday @merseydreams! 🎉🎂

Have a Paul pining over John photoset! (And I even lessened the angst for you! <3)

My Unhinged Theory That Paul Is a Liar and Actually Instigated the Fateful Meeting Between John and Himself

I will open this tinhat tirade with an invitation to absolutely rip me to shreds with hard facts and discredit the ever loving shit out of this post. Please, please prove me wrong. Please let this be just the insane chain linked events that my mind has conjured all on its own. I only ask that you review the evidence (albeit based on personal anecdotes rife with their own inherent bias) and my own interpretation based on my (woefully limited) knowledge of one Paul McCartney. If you dare to get into this crazy hellhole, then please read on…

tl;dr Paul went through hot girl summer and then scammed Ivan into introducing him to the hot Teddy Boy he kept seeing around.

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Gar Gar is so sassy! 😂😍