My pookies are so sillyyy @unikttn , @cultunicorn >:3
Act like lindsay souvannarath
Look like Jodi Arias
Smoke like columbine
Party like alyssa bustamante
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Yeah I know I add two little white boys to the list what you gonna do about it
Cal and Andre the typa guys to kill bugs without being scared
Zero day fans when they ask Cal and Andre if they're gay then proceed to get added to their shitlist
Thats better than Andre lowkey ... also us pooks
Will Andre Kriegman ever love me... ? 🙏
if he wont i will!! ♡
Zero day is basically twilight but if Jacob (Andre) & Edward (Cal) dated instead of Edward and Bella (Rachel) or idk they have a threesome or smth gimme a break
I didn't want this to confuse people but for people wondering in this post I'm just referencing people who say they are those people and stuff I don't hate Adam or anything and lowkey I'm too lazy to explain it further HELPP
I mean, fuck, I am like Cal, I am like Andre, I am like Dylan Klebold, I am like Eric Harris, I like thinking cal is a innocent sweetheart, I like hating Adam Lanza and the people who like him
Dylan and Eric for nbk are basically the definition of my bro my hoe because Dylan wanted a girl to shoot up the school with him but instead he got Eric
Oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort character.
Oh my god I know this boy was a rizzler back then