In Absolute Tears About The Pride Module At My Work

"FLINT AND STEEL!"

I yell as I fire my sun powered orbital death laser aimed somewhere in the United States

does anyone else have the desire to be just like, a little trickster, just a bit of a scoundrel.

im pretty sure the only reason quarantine happened was to delay our eventual demise that was pee sauna

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell”

heglp

just had an interaction with a guy I like

me: *holds out monster tab* "you want a mosntser tab"

him*smiles like :D* "yea thank you"

FHJGHHAGUJGA IS THIS ANYTHING AM I DELUSIONAL? HGFLP

Hello, you.

Bite

and nothing ever does begin like nothing ever ends

ask every atom in your body and they’re sure to tell you

“friend, im old as time and older still

and you are made of everything you love, you feel, or kill

i will outlive you, and forgive you, and be just a baby still”

-nana grizol

should have added vanilla extract

It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

funny rocks